mystang
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A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent
death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him
in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself
in the heart since it was badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the
vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her
doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him
in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly,
she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself
in the heart since it was badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the
vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her
doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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