...Is the thing stain proof by any chance? I have a boyfriend that isn't real big on listening.
He's still pissing himself, huh? Not housebroken yet? He's not real bright.
You're not kidding...
He takes his shoes off at the door when he gets here... as he's leaving, he puts them on, and then proceeds to walk through my livingroom with the wet shoes.
Last thing I need is him jumping on the couch too!