Lmao!!! There's some goodies on here.
Some of my favorite facts of all time are:
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris does wheelies on a unicycle
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
Chuck Norris can go UP Niagara Falls in a barrel
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
If you're on the phone with God and Chuck Norris beeps in, you BETTER click over
When Chuck Norris left for college, he said to his Dad "You're the man of the house, now".
What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? Another fist.
Chuck Norris doesn't pee excellence. Excellence pees Chuck Norris.
The IRS pays Chuck Norris taxes
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, he has more money than you.
Every night before he goes to bed, the Bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
