I want to open a grocery store for men only.

[joestang]

Sorry yeah, 12am, I always screw that up. Dont know why, since I work midnights lol

Oh yeah and I used to be grocery bagger extraordinaire at Farmer Jack back in the day, and it pisses me off when some dumb kid doesnt know what he's doing.

 

[jsxtreme]

Sorry yeah, 12am, I always screw that up. Dont know why, since I work midnights lol

I was just busting your balls dude. :lol:

 

[joestang]

Stop talking about my balls, jesus lol

 

[silent E]

will shopping be a timed event? I dunno if it would be beneficial to the business to have discounts offered based on lap time (enter/checkout):hmmepends how popular & busy you get. They could be flashed by one of the polish chicks, but that might get old... & it would be hard to stop other customers from seeing.

You should make people sign waivers at the door. :lol: not liable!

 

[jsxtreme]

Updated and bump because the lotto is up to around 112 mil this week.

 

[97blksvt]

11. Full contact cart bumping is allowed to move things along


best rule on there i like the no homos though thats a good one to

what about playing pranks like putting stuff in others carts does that get your ass beat by a bouncer or what

 

[Golden]

Pranks slow down the checkout process.


I had to read the thread again because I love it so much.

My offer still stands.

 

[igotaneed4speed]

Cart should be number and you have to do like a sign out thing so whoever doesnt put the fuckers back in the lot gets penalized.

As for the fast shopper thing, when the cart is checked out a time starts if your out in less than 10 minustes you get say X% off you items 20 mintues you X% off etc...

 

[twotwoturbo]

hahaaha

 

[4 cam tbird]

This store needs a speed deli, give the deli your order as you walk in and they hand it to you at the register when you get there.

 

[detroitfire23]

I am running the full-contact security division. It will be mandatory for all security members to train 4-5 days/ week. All bouncers must be at least 6' tall & weight at least 235. Bald heads are optional. Bouncers reserve the right to kick anyone's ass at any time for breaking of any/all rules.
I will think of more later...Mike

 

[Detroit Muscle]

alright....take care of the time and holding everything up all at once....when you enter the store its like a ride at your favorite amusement park with cart constantly moving via magnetic track, a cart pulls in, and you better be on it. your off moving at a steady but fair pace, there are no brakes until the end of the ride. you see your shit, grab your shit. you miss your shit? dont pull out at the checkout, make another lap. there are separate tracks down separate aisles, that you can switch lanes via pull lever. you done? pull out at the check out where youll enter a bay, stop for 5 seconds, get out. the bottom of your cart releases and drops your product onto a padded conveyor belt where it is scanned and packed and ready for your retrieval, have your cash/credit card ready (prefer to have you setup up as a net 30 day account or have your credit card already on file to speed things up. walk to the "will call" area to show the hot ass swedish blonde bitch where to push your cart..

 

[4 cam tbird]

While the roller coaster style is cool it really eliminates the ability to slam into people with carts.

 

[4 cam tbird]

Maybe have the floor move like at the airport

 

[Detroit Muscle]

While the roller coaster style is cool it really eliminates the ability to slam into people with carts.

i could really see that getting out of control....id find myself going to teh dam grocery store to slam into other peoples carts

 

[jsxtreme]

Cart should be number and you have to do like a sign out thing so whoever doesnt put the fuckers back in the lot gets penalized.

I like it! :rockwoot:

This store needs a speed deli, give the deli your order as you walk in and they hand it to you at the register when you get there.

^^^^^^^^ Best idea yet!!!! I HATE waiting at the deli counter!!!

I am running the full-contact security division. It will be mandatory for all security members to train 4-5 days/ week. All bouncers must be at least 6' tall & weight at least 235. Bald heads are optional. Bouncers reserve the right to kick anyone's ass at any time for breaking of any/all rules.
I will think of more later...Mike

Make sure you bring the tech 9! :cheers:

alright....take care of the time and holding everything up all at once....when you enter the store its like a ride at your favorite amusement park with cart constantly moving via magnetic track, a cart pulls in, and you better be on it. your off moving at a steady but fair pace, there are no brakes until the end of the ride. you see your shit, grab your shit. you miss your shit? dont pull out at the checkout, make another lap. there are separate tracks down separate aisles, that you can switch lanes via pull lever. you done? pull out at the check out where youll enter a bay, stop for 5 seconds, get out. the bottom of your cart releases and drops your product onto a padded conveyor belt where it is scanned and packed and ready for your retrieval, have your cash/credit card ready (prefer to have you setup up as a net 30 day account or have your credit card already on file to speed things up. walk to the "will call" area to show the hot ass swedish blonde bitch where to push your cart..

Maybe have the floor move like at the airport

Hrm. I'll have to think about those. :mmm:

 

[Crazzy_Al]

I am running the full-contact security division. It will be mandatory for all security members to train 4-5 days/ week. All bouncers must be at least 6' tall & weight at least 235. Bald heads are optional. Bouncers reserve the right to kick anyone's ass at any time for breaking of any/all rules.
I will think of more later...Mike

What about 5'11" and 230lbs?

 

[KING302]

I am running the full-contact security division. It will be mandatory for all security members to train 4-5 days/ week. All bouncers must be at least 6' tall & weight at least 235. Bald heads are optional. Bouncers reserve the right to kick anyone's ass at any time for breaking of any/all rules.
I will think of more later...Mike

I think you should be allowed one challenge with said bouncer via cage match. If said bouncer looses you may opt for his job if you wish to accept. Said cage match will allow betting and bring extra revenue to store while serving ice cold beers.

Yes, Al can be a bouncer when weight has been cut to a lean 215.:icon_bigg

 

[jsxtreme]

I think you should be allowed one challenge with said bouncer via cage match. If said bouncer looses you may opt for his job if you wish to accept. Said cage match will allow betting and bring extra revenue to store while serving ice cold beers.

Yes, Al can be a bouncer when weight has been cut to a lean 215.:icon_bigg

LMFAO

Did you just call Al fat?


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[SSpdDmon]

nevermind...