I want to open a grocery store for men only.

[consciousthirteen]

So you like your tide on top of your bread then? You get the :banstick:

Men only rule :banstick: her in the first place though....

 

[spdemon22]

:lol: Best fucking thread EVER. I don't care where this store opens, I will make the trip to shop there.

 

[86CamaroZ28]

Another rule.. NO homo's. Masculinity is a requirement.

well then, i guess your out :finger:

 

[twotwoturbo]

can the Cult run the security part?

 

[jsxtreme]

:lol: Best fucking thread EVER. I don't care where this store opens, I will make the trip to shop there.

If I hit the lotto, I'll so open one.

can the Cult run the security part?

Yes!

 

[twotwoturbo]

lets get the ball rolling on this....i think for extra income for the store we can have a live internet feed for the female caishers makin out with each other..hey it just an idea ...

 

[VanFaasenC]

5. No Vanfaasen allowed

First of all Fuck you!issed:

And why not add that Only hot single women can shop also that way some of you guys can pick women that may not be BAR sluts!
This would be by approval only! Application would need a photo included!

I would make all carts powered by go kart engines and leave the aisles alittle wider!

I was going to also add cashiers to be topless but that would slow down the shopping process!!!

 

[98yellowcobra]

this is the best thread ever

 

[BigWheelinBubba]

well then, i guess your out :finger:

Thats ok, i'll stick to Kroger.. oh the memories of your mom in the frozen food section :bj:

 

[SSpdDmon]

Mejers FTW!! :rockwoot:

but they don't have hot cashiers making out with each other.

Mejers?

It's Meijer - no 'S' in there. Damn Michigan grammar. Do you shop at K-Marts too? :lol: j/k

 

[cASe SenSiTive]

:roll:

I'm with you on most points here man. +1

 

[moneypit]

Just have to make a suggestion Hire Terry Tate to roam the isles to enforce the rules

 

[Lon]

Thats ok, i'll stick to Kroger.. oh the memories of your mom in the frozen food section :bj:

OMG OMFG IM DYING OVER HERE,I THINK I PISSED MYSELF:bowrofl:

 

[jsxtreme]

this is the best thread ever

I try. I thought it wasnt my best work. :lol:

Mejers?

It's Meijer - no 'S' in there. Damn Michigan grammar. Do you shop at K-Marts too? :lol: j/k

Yes, and I work for Roush's. :lol:

:roll:

I'm with you on most points here man. +1

Wow even case likes it, and he hates me. :lol: j/k dude

Just have to make a suggestion Hire Terry Tate to roam the isles to enforce the rules

BWWWWWWAHAHAHAHA :roll:

 

[Golden]

Sign me up for a bouncing position. Preferably the parking lot. I'll be on a liberal door dinging mother fucker like stink on shit.


Best thread of the year.

 

[Jeff529]

this is too funny and I would defently shop there

 

[silent E]

no handicap parking. MM stickers/spots instead.

one part of the lot for performance cars (domestic) cause for some of us they are DD's. Every other spot should be Xed, so no door dings

Maybe you shouldnt allow carts in the parking lot, period. Have a conveyor belt so people can grab their shit on the way out. Theres something like that back in DC. Got breakables/bruiseables? Carry them if you're worried, bitch.

 

[86CamaroZ28]

no handicap parking. MM stickers/spots instead.

Best idea yet! :nod:

Thats ok, i'll stick to Kroger.. oh the memories of your mom in the frozen food section :bj:

ouch, good burn. :shake: :finger:

 

[jsxtreme]

Sign me up for a bouncing position. Preferably the parking lot. I'll be on a liberal door dinging mother fucker like stink on shit.


Best thread of the year.

:lol: Yes you can be a bouncer. I'll need someone to spot the libs for me. I'm sure it wont be hard. They will be driving Kia Sofias, and listening to yanni. (sp)

no handicap parking. MM stickers/spots instead.

one part of the lot for performance cars (domestic) cause for some of us they are DD's. Every other spot should be Xed, so no door dings

Maybe you shouldnt allow carts in the parking lot, period. Have a conveyor belt so people can grab their shit on the way out. Theres something like that back in DC. Got breakables/bruiseables? Carry them if you're worried, bitch.

YES! And the lines would be painted on an angle, for good isometric views!

Again, freaking genius. I may just have to allow you in said store Em. Hell maybe you can manage the joint.

This weeks lotto is up to 24 million. Keep your fingers crossed everyone!

 

[FutureZman]

LMAO, im gonna leave that in there.

:lick: :lick: :lick:

show me the rule!