I want to open a grocery store for men only.

[4v Shane]

Who said they would be eliminated? They can still stand at the registers to collect payment. Real men still carry cash and those UScan things just suck. Plus someone has to stock the shelves. They would need to wear 6" heels to reach the top shelves. :rockwoot:

So who is writing the business plan for this venture????:bowrofl:

 

[jsxtreme]

Who said they would be eliminated? They can still stand at the registers to collect payment. Real men still carry cash and those UScan things just suck. Plus someone has to stock the shelves. They would need to wear 6" heels to reach the top shelves. :rockwoot:

:mmm: Not bad, not bad at all. You're hired. :lol:

 

[4v Shane]

Then of course we would have to have thirsty tuesdays and thursdays

 

[Scooter70]

:mmm: Not bad, not bad at all. You're hired. :lol:

Another thought... For an extra fee you can have one of the hot girls be your personal shopper. She would push your cart, reach things on high shelves, and wrestle the other girls if there's only 1 package of venison jerky left and someone else wants it. I'm sure there are plenty of lonely dudes out there who would pay $25-50 for a hot, topless Scandinavian to spend time with them while they shop.


:dollar: :dollar: :dollar: :dollar: :dollar: :dollar:

 

[Golden]

Drew and Mike would definitely promote this store!

 

[4v Shane]

Im putting everything i own up for sale to start this ahahahahah

 

[jsxtreme]

Amendment to this: no more free samples unless it's bottles of beer. slows things down too much.

 

[Jasper302]

This is the first time I have seen this thread. Funny as hell. +1

 

[Shadow X]

lol i forgot about this one

 

[SSpdDmon]

:lol: I was thinking about this thread the other day...

 

[98yellowcobra]

Open Carry also but I don't know why you'd need to carry a gun. Maybe a gun range on the side

 

[Detroit Style Dragger]

Open Carry also but I don't know why you'd need to carry a gun. Maybe a gun range on the side

Because you need to shoot the cow before its made into burgers.

 

[92nostang]

Since most grocery stores have a little automotive section, this store should offer race fuel and nitrous refills!!!

 

[twotwoturbo]

when are were are WEEEE opening this up?

 

[jsxtreme]

:lol: I was thinking about this thread the other day...

I had to go to Hillers in Northville today and it was like free sampl day. People standing around everywhere eating like it was a resturant. Took me for ever to get what I needed to get. It would have been much better if the carts had cup holders and they passed out beer instead.

An addition to this thread was needed.

 

[Scooter70]

Damn. I was on a roll in this thread.

I'm ok with no samples other than beer. I know what I like and you're not going to change my mind.

 

[jsxtreme]

You sure were M@. How did I miss this? :lol:

What isle in ammo in?

All items need microchips like you put on a dog so that you can just roll the cart through the checkout and it scans the whole cart at once. No more waiting in line at the checkout.

 

[4 cam tbird]

We were at Meijer the other day with dad's Charger. Parked on the end of a row. There's a cart corral like 4 spots away. We come out to a cart left in the parking spot in front of us a couple feet from the car, luckily not run into the car at least. Still annoying to see. I don't remember what the punishment for this was but we need a store that institutes it.

Maybe there would be an alternate version of the store for when people are driving beaters that encourages people to abandon their carts in the parking lot so we can have some fun smoking the carts with our beaters

 

[Venmous28]

All items need microchips like you put on a dog so that you can just roll the cart through the checkout and it scans the whole cart at once. No more waiting in line at the checkout.

you mean RFID's?

:lol:

 

[Crazzy_Al]

Amendment to this: no more free samples unless it's bottles of beer. slows things down too much.

Agreed!