DarkoStoj
A mysterious figure named Darko
been thinking about getting a delorean. anybody have any info/first hand experience on them, because i'm just starting to look around and get info on them....seems like you can get a decent original clean one for under 15k In all honestly all i ever want to do in life is party, rock out to 80s music, work on cars, and sleep with hot trashy chicks.....i feel like a delorean fits me perfect.
here are the resons i came up with on why i need a delorean
1. if you cut me i bleed 1981
2. if the mirror in my house breaks i can use the side of the car to check my stellar hair
3. I would like to have sex with farah fawcett in the backseat, front seat, hood, infront/beside/behind it
4. If I went back to the future I would nail micheal j foxes girlfriend better than he would ever have been able to/be bon jovi
5. If I were to ever get into a chicken race the other person would swerve prematurely due to the sun reflecting off the car making me the winner and thus sleeping with his girlfriend
6. The only women allowed in the car would be wearing high heels, fishnet stockings, a miniskirt with no underwear, tube top, and have frizzy hair.
7. everytime i see a girl wearing neon leg warmers i get so frustrated that i'm not sleeping with them yet that i want to punch them in the face
8. it would allow me to go surfing on a salt shaker
9. i'm wearing a jean jacket right now
10. i'll hang a sex swing off the gullwing door with leg warmer holsters
11. i really like leg warmers
12. i would have much more money to spend(or not haha) on trashy women becasue i will never have to paint it
13. i like to party
14. if i got a delorean i would plant a tree
15. if i get too drunk and piss all over the car i wont mess up the paint
16. i would bring the 80s back hence making the world a much sweeter place
17. i give you my solemn oath that i will never date your daughter
18. i would name the delorean "the virgin slayer"
19. if i had a delorean i would move out of detroit and into the 80s
20. if i met a old skanky chick i would go back in time to nail her when she was a young skanky chick
21. if i had a delorean those annoying people who want to clean your windshield and in turn mess it all up and put streaks in it would instead pay me to be allowed to touch my car, unless they were a hot chick and then i would sex them up
22. my favorite color is stainless steel
23. i can drink jack daniels like john belushi
24. i'm 23 and i've never had a job, actually i had an interview to be a busboy and bigboy but realized it was too much responsibility and didnt show up the first day i was supposed to work
25. my last car i put new motor was a 1978 trans am with t-tops
26. on haloween when people asked me if I dressed up like a 80s rockstar I said..."its halloween?"
27. i'm the most cereal person you'll ever meet
28. c'mon just look at me
29. when i pass wind its the wind of the 80s
31. [ame="http://youtube.com/watch?v=bLHc-yIAPbg"]YouTube - Billy Squier - The Stroke[/ame]
32. commando is the all time best movie ever created in the history of the universe
33. my dad was the bass player in a 80s rock band called "fury"
34. i really want one
here are the resons i came up with on why i need a delorean
1. if you cut me i bleed 1981
2. if the mirror in my house breaks i can use the side of the car to check my stellar hair
3. I would like to have sex with farah fawcett in the backseat, front seat, hood, infront/beside/behind it
4. If I went back to the future I would nail micheal j foxes girlfriend better than he would ever have been able to/be bon jovi
5. If I were to ever get into a chicken race the other person would swerve prematurely due to the sun reflecting off the car making me the winner and thus sleeping with his girlfriend
6. The only women allowed in the car would be wearing high heels, fishnet stockings, a miniskirt with no underwear, tube top, and have frizzy hair.
7. everytime i see a girl wearing neon leg warmers i get so frustrated that i'm not sleeping with them yet that i want to punch them in the face
8. it would allow me to go surfing on a salt shaker
9. i'm wearing a jean jacket right now
10. i'll hang a sex swing off the gullwing door with leg warmer holsters
11. i really like leg warmers
12. i would have much more money to spend(or not haha) on trashy women becasue i will never have to paint it
13. i like to party
14. if i got a delorean i would plant a tree
15. if i get too drunk and piss all over the car i wont mess up the paint
16. i would bring the 80s back hence making the world a much sweeter place
17. i give you my solemn oath that i will never date your daughter
18. i would name the delorean "the virgin slayer"
19. if i had a delorean i would move out of detroit and into the 80s
20. if i met a old skanky chick i would go back in time to nail her when she was a young skanky chick
21. if i had a delorean those annoying people who want to clean your windshield and in turn mess it all up and put streaks in it would instead pay me to be allowed to touch my car, unless they were a hot chick and then i would sex them up
22. my favorite color is stainless steel
23. i can drink jack daniels like john belushi
24. i'm 23 and i've never had a job, actually i had an interview to be a busboy and bigboy but realized it was too much responsibility and didnt show up the first day i was supposed to work
25. my last car i put new motor was a 1978 trans am with t-tops
26. on haloween when people asked me if I dressed up like a 80s rockstar I said..."its halloween?"
27. i'm the most cereal person you'll ever meet
28. c'mon just look at me
29. when i pass wind its the wind of the 80s
31. [ame="http://youtube.com/watch?v=bLHc-yIAPbg"]YouTube - Billy Squier - The Stroke[/ame]
32. commando is the all time best movie ever created in the history of the universe
33. my dad was the bass player in a 80s rock band called "fury"
34. i really want one
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