I did something bad, but I don't feel bad about it.

Fastguy

Fastguy

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I parked in the last space on the side of the road in front of a store I needed to visit. The spaces are clearly marked with big white brackets. There was a sidestreet to the right about 15' in front of me so the spaces ended where I parked. I came out of the store and there is a brand new Armada backed right up against my bumper. I mean, like you could maybe pass a sheet of paper between my truck and this SUV. This person knew there was no space there but did it anyway, even though there is a free parking lot about 30 feet away. A car behind me had pulled up to my rear bumper. I was pinned in by an illegal parallel parker. I went back in the (small) store and announced loudly that I needed to get out. No one came forward. I went back out and waited, and waited and waited, getting more and more pissed off. Basically, this person had said to me through their actions,

"F- You, my time is more valuable than your time, so you can wait while I park illegally and do whatever it is I am doing".

I waited for a while more and that was it.

I went back in the store and asked again, no one came forward.
I said, "I hope whoever owns it is insured"

Finally, I had enough, I dropped my F-250 in 4 low and slammed the Armada. I backed up and did it again..... and again,......and again. Once I had slammed it sufficiently out of my way, I was able to get around it. I normally would never damage someone's car like that, but the "me first and screw everyone else" mentality needs a reality check.
 
I live in MA, and I did it about 6 months ago so I doubt the guy will notice. I sort of forgot about it until a guy I know just mentioned that someone nailed his M3 trying to wedgea 18' car into a 15' spot and then took off.
 
thats awesome
one time during a snow storm i was @ wild woodys in roseville and they plowed the lots kinda goofy so i parked next to a row of cars as anybody would well some jacksaw parked right behind me blocking me in cuz there was a pole in front of me . so i backed my truck nice and slow up to his bumper ( i think it was a blazer) and I pushed that fucker all the way across the lots it didnt do any damage but i was funny cuz it was like 100ft away from where he started .
owell
 
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Scratch one foreign piece of shit.
 
Damn, you are one crazy cracka! I am sure the hits couldnt have been any worse the slamming throught the ice and hitting the river bank.
 
DRKCYDE said:
Damn, you are one crazy cracka! I am sure the hits couldnt have been any worse the slamming throught the ice and hitting the river bank.
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I had to go to the dealer and buy a new trailer plug socket since we tore it off going through that creek. Fisher MM+ tow hooks= no damage.
 
Worst thing Ive ever done while in a car would be...

Im cruising east on 8 mile, just west of 275, and Im in my plow truck with an 8' western. there is prolly 5-7 " on the ground and Im staring to run into rush traffic because its taking so long to plow.

Some asshole in a AWD cyrsler van is flying past everyone and cutting people off. He cuts in front of me and I swore I was gonna hit him with the blade, so I jam on the brakes. Then he cuts off the guy ahead and to the right of me.

Now the guy thats in front of him has to turn right forcing him to slow down. Soooo I pass him, turn the blade straight and get a wall of snow built up. Once the guy turns he comes flying up on my side. So I turn the blade his direstion and he musta ran into a straight 4' drift of snow and it blew him right off the road, Right over the curb.
 
1BADAIR said:
hehe . playing with people when you have plow on is FUN
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I love it.

One time the guy I work with and I are supposed to do a job and I get there way before him, so I just go ahead and start clearing the streets. There was a hyundi parked in the street and I buried that bitch, you could only see the driver mirror and the antenna.

I had to go run and do a bank before it opened so i had to leave. I had to call the guy I work with and let him know to not plow the drift of snow on the northern most street cause its not a drift its a hyundi, lol.
 
belly plows and side streets with cars on them are really fun. A guy I know was plowing will a belly plow once. he would hear a funny noise once in awhile. he looked back and the snow was going under the cars and sliding them out into the road.

cars in a parking lot= plow a little snow up to the bumper. then a little more. then a whole bunch. <lifts the car right off the ground
 
1BADAIR said:
belly plows and side streets with cars on them are really fun. A guy I know was plowing will a belly plow once. he would hear a funny noise once in awhile. he looked back and the snow was going under the cars and sliding them out into the road.

cars in a parking lot= plow a little snow up to the bumper. then a little more. then a whole bunch. <lifts the car right off the ground
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Ive takin speed bumps right off the ground on accident before. I'm usually not a dick, but when there is 6" on the ground and your parked in the street and nothing is in your driveway.

I plowed in a guys car once because this was our convo.

Me - "excuse me, can you please move your car real quick, Ill plow that spot and it will be all set"

Him - "ill only be a min"

Me - "well im out of here in 15 min regardless of if you come back out to move it, and that spot wont get done."

him - "Honestly I don't give a fuck do what ever you got to do, I see you have got a shovel why don't you earn a dollar and get out of your truck for a change"

me- "Have a good day sir."

I took 1/2 a parking lot of snow and built it up around his porsche suv. Fucking ass hole
 
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