I am curious about your opinions on this pic.

MotownPaceCar said:
Girl needs to eat something.:icon_eek:
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True dat. The anorexic look isn't for me. What's the old saying - need to be able to wrap your arms around at least once but not twice. :laugh:
 
damn some of you guys are on the "im to good to fuck a dirty whore" kick.....what the hell is wrong with you people...whores are people too.....lol..



murph
 
91trunk said:
1. Get a tan
2. Don't wear shorts when you have a huge bruise on your leg
3. Do something with your hair
4. Get some tit's
5. Gain some weight
6. [sing this part]Bloooooowww Meeeeeeeeee

:D
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Crazzy_Al said:
Eat something
Wash your hair
Comb your hair
Nice bruises on your legs and knees...how much do you charge for an hour?
Buy some tits
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Great minds think alike :D
 
I like em like that...You can throw them around in bed better....Ever try to get a fatty to go from doggie style to on her back so you can glaze them doughnuts? By the time she gets on her back, your in the shower washing the Crisco off your cock.:badass:
 
Tony Soprano said:
...Ever try to get a fatty to go from doggie style to on her back so you can glaze them doughnuts? By the time she gets on her back, your in the shower washing the Crisco off your cock.:badass:
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Ummm, fortunately no, I can't say that I have. :eek:
 
Crazzy_Al said:
Ummm, fortunately no, I can't say that I have. :eek:
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Everyone has had one of those "I was so drunk" stories...c'mon.....It doesn't happen too often but when does you go into denial cause you don't want your friends to bust your balls about it.:icon_mrgr
 
Tony Soprano said:
Everyone has had one of those "I was so drunk" stories...c'mon.....It doesn't happen too often but when does you go into denial cause you don't want your friends to bust your balls about it.:icon_mrgr
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No, I've never fucked a "Bucket of Yuck."
 
murph said:
im sure you have Al but i know you'll admit it anyway....



murph
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I'd admit it if I did. Most people have. Fortunately I haven't, nor will I ever. Some of us can be picky. :D I'm all set till the end of my days, so I don't have to worry about getting drunk and waking up next to a swamp creature in the future, either. :D
 
Crazzy_Al said:
I'd admit it if I did. Most people have. Fortunately I haven't, nor will I ever. Some of us can be picky. :D I'm all set till the end of my days, so I don't have to worry about getting drunk and waking up next to a swamp creature in the future, either. :D
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Al your married id hope you wouldnt have that to worry about....but in your past is a different story.....im sure not all the men you have slept with have been top notch models...



murph
 
murph said:
Al your married id hope you wouldnt have that to worry about....but in your past is a different story.....im sure not all the men you have slept with have been top notch models...



murph
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I haven't slept with any men, sorry to disappoint you. But you're right, not all of them were "super model" status. But at the same time, there isn't a single one of them I wouldn't bring around friends because I'd be embarassed to be seen with them.
 
Crazzy_Al said:
I haven't slept with that many men, sorry to disappoint you. But you're right, not all of them were "super model" status. But at the same time, there isn't a single one of them I wouldn't bring around friends because I'd be embarassed to be seen with them.
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Don't worry i believe you buddy



murph
 
Nice edit in my quote...hooker. :lol: I can't wait for you to show up to one of the football games if we're able to set them up. The A-Train is going to run right through you. :cool:
 
Hay my last girl only weighed 105lbs. is there something wrong with that? Am I wrong for liking skinny gals over the plus sized. I may be shallow but it's done me no wrong!!!
 
Look very nice. Just a little bigger then my wife to be she is 82lbs.
 
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