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dirtybird said:
BTW, how in the hell do you fall asleep during that? I'm super confused. Never would that happen.. Oh and dragging teeth is by far the worst. Oh great idea, just drag your teeth next time for punishment :roll:
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Ouch, although, pretty sure he won't be sleeping through that!
 
It's always of some concern when there are a bunch of guys posting in a Blow Job thread together...

Then again, this is MM so I guess it is "That kind of Party" :D

As for the alledged dolt that fell asleep, his Man Card has been here by revoked and he will no longer be allowed to celebrate Steak and a BJ day. So should Leanz feel the natural need to celeberate that wonderfull of all holidays, she should feel free to adopt one of these needy bastards in this thread. You know... sort of like Toys for Tots. :D

Rick
 
2001-WS6 said:
It's always of some concern when there are a bunch of guys posting in a Blow Job thread together...

Then again, this is MM so I guess it is "That kind of Party" :D

As for the alledged dolt that fell asleep, his Man Card has been here by revoked and he will no longer be allowed to celebrate Steak and a BJ day. So should Leanz feel the natural need to celeberate that wonderfull of all holidays, she should feel free to adopt one of these needy bastards in this thread. You know... sort of like Toys for Tots. :D

Rick
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:roll: Good one Rick!
 
2001-WS6 said:
It's always of some concern when there are a bunch of guys posting in a Blow Job thread together...

Then again, this is MM so I guess it is "That kind of Party" :D

As for the alledged dolt that fell asleep, his Man Card has been here by revoked and he will no longer be allowed to celebrate Steak and a BJ day. So should Leanz feel the natural need to celeberate that wonderfull of all holidays, she should feel free to adopt one of these needy bastards in this thread. You know... sort of like Toys for Tots. :D

Rick
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:roll:

Im buying you a beer next time I see you

:roll:
 
2001-WS6 said:
It's always of some concern when there are a bunch of guys posting in a Blow Job thread together...

Then again, this is MM so I guess it is "That kind of Party" :D

As for the alledged dolt that fell asleep, his Man Card has been here by revoked and he will no longer be allowed to celebrate Steak and a BJ day. So should Leanz feel the natural need to celeberate that wonderfull of all holidays, she should feel free to adopt one of these needy bastards in this thread. You know... sort of like Toys for Tots. :D

Rick
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:lau::applause::lol::rockwoot::roll:
 
holy shit, i go take a shower and eat some apple jacks and the thread goes from a hot chick giving a bj'er to shane hogging the fat chicks. only on motown...
 
4 cam tbird said:
Does that mean you pick up fatties in Windsor too?
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Yesssssssssssssssssir!


My technique


Make the bet outside the club!

Walk in buy 5 Jager Bombs slam them!

Go Piss!

Analyze the situation like a tiger on the prowl

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Find the biggest one in the club that will even count classify as a 160 pounder in a club full of 110 pound girls

Grind on that chubby chick/big woman

Tell her what she wants to hear buy her drinks laugh a little decide how to spend your winnings mentally and offer to reside back to your room..

Nail her take verification cell pics walk her down to the casino then run run all the way back to the strip... Since fat chicks cant run this is the perfect way to do it

Show friends get money .....
 
PaxNovi 5.0 said:
Fuck that! My whole groin area hurt like a bitch after my hernia surgery. No way I would've done that.
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Tell me about it. It was tough to do, but it had to be done. :lol:

Shane, you're a sick fuck.

I was in Arizona at the time, so it's really dry there. I was banging this chick and I'm on top, I'm going to town and feel my nose getting wet/warm. I'm like wtf. I am like "I think my nose is bleeding" she's all "No it's not, you're fine keep going!". "No, really, I think it is." I touch my nose and blood starts pouring out and gets on her stomach/chest. I run into the bathroom, she's laughing her ass off. Yelling for her friend to come in the room. I'm stiff as a board, run get my boxers on. She is telling her roommate the story, now they are both laughing. :blush: Needless to say I finished after clean up. :lol:
 
dirtybird said:
Tell me about it. It was tough to do, but it had to be done. :lol:

Shane, you're a sick fuck.

I was in Arizona at the time, so it's really dry there. I was banging this chick and I'm on top, I'm going to town and feel my nose getting wet/warm. I'm like wtf. I am like "I think my nose is bleeding" she's all "No it's not, you're fine keep going!". "No, really, I think it is." I touch my nose and blood starts pouring out and gets on her stomach/chest. I run into the bathroom, she's laughing her ass off. Yelling for her friend to come in the room. I'm stiff as a board, run get my boxers on. She is telling her roommate the story, now they are both laughing. :blush: Needless to say I finished after clean up. :lol:
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that happened to a buddy of mine at a party in high school! lmfao! the bed looked like a murder screne!
 
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