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I pulled out one time and ment to hit her stomach but my aim wasnt that good and it ended up all over her neck, her ear, and her hair. She started crying but i was laughing and took off runnig to find the camera :smokin::cheers:
 
BigD42072 said:
I pulled out one time and ment to hit her stomach but my aim wasnt that good and it ended up all over her neck, her ear, and her hair. She started crying but i was laughing and took off runnig to find the camera :smokin::cheers:
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I made a smily face on a fatt girls ass before
 
BigD42072 said:
I pulled out one time and ment to hit her stomach but my aim wasnt that good and it ended up all over her neck, her ear, and her hair. She started crying but i was laughing and took off runnig to find the camera :smokin::cheers:
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I just yell "look out bitch, swallow it or its goin in your eye!"
 
I'll share, fuck it.


One time my g/f at the times parents who are jesus freaks, were having a bunch of people over for some bible study or something and suggested we go downstairs and watch a movie..


THANKS RENTS!

best part of the story, mid HJ she just stops. "doesnt feel like doing that anymore" i was like yeah, no. Finished up myself, and long story short, she was pissed. She had to run around 3/4 naked looking for a towel to wipe her stomach off!!!


hahahahhahahaa good times!
 
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Leanz said:
so lets turn this into embaressing sex experiences.GO
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A girl I was dating was giving me a blowjob. I'm laying on my back on the bed. I gave her the warning that I was gonna cum as I wasn't sure at the time whether she's a swallower. She moves her head away and holds my dick pointing away from her. which means it's now pointing at me. It lets loose and gets on my pillow, an inch away from my face. That was a close call. I almost got a self facial.
 
easy2cy said:
A girl I was dating was giving me a blowjob. I'm laying on my back on the bed. I gave her the warning that I was gonna cum as I wasn't sure at the time whether she's a swallower. She moves her head away and holds my dick pointing away from her. which means it's now pointing at me. It lets loose and gets on my pillow, an inch away from my face. That was a close call. I almost got a self facial.
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That happened to my boy in Cancun he was tied to a chair and he shot himself in the face LOL
 
easy2cy said:
A girl I was dating was giving me a blowjob. I'm laying on my back on the bed. I gave her the warning that I was gonna cum as I wasn't sure at the time whether she's a swallower. She moves her head away and holds my dick pointing away from her. which means it's now pointing at me. It lets loose and gets on my pillow, an inch away from my face. That was a close call. I almost got a self facial.
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LMAO!! You shouldn't have said a word.....:cheers:
 
:roll: at the stories in here. Oh man. And dang did this thread take off. Page 2 to 16 in an hour!
 
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