-*Happy annual Day of the Ninja*-

[jsxtreme]

Best part of Ninja day........



























































NINJA RAP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4

 

[jsxtreme]

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO GO GO!
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO GO GO!
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO GO GO!
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO GO GO!
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO GO GO!

:baddancin

 

[CRASH]

As the resident ninja expert, I would like to let everybody know that ninjas fight, wail on guitars, kill pirates, and pork babes ALL the time. Sometimes even at the same time, because they are just that sweet. Here are a few examples of what NOT to do in case one encounters a ninja:

Nobody cheats a ninja. Nobody.

Never touch a ninjas laundry or else you will perish. HARD.

This frigg'n pirate thinks he's so great and everything, but he doesn't know crap. And guess what...he's gonna get his butt beat pretty bad in about one second, because he's an idiot!

Some people hug trees; some people BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM.

Enjoying your book? We'll see.

 

[4v Shane]

GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO GO GO!
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO GO GO!
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO GO GO!
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO GO GO!
GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO GO GO!

:baddancin

Motown is so going down the crap shoot with this guy in charge

 

[silent E]

Some people hug trees; some people BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM.

:lol:

 

[WayFastWhitey]

Storm Shadow?

You are correct sir!

And No I do not live in my parents basement, nor does my house look like the 40yo virgins house either. :lol: I just happened to remember things pretty well from my childhood

 

[4v Shane]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[DRKCYDE]

You are correct sir!

And No I do not live in my parents basement, nor does my house look like the 40yo virgins house either. :lol: I just happened to remember things pretty well from my childhood

So you probably remember getting your ass kicked a lot?:nerd::finger:

 

[silent E]

So you probably remember getting your ass kicked a lot?:nerd::finger:

lmao that would be funny if you didn't have a Transformers avatar :itsok: :lol:

 

[4v Shane]

lmao that would be funny if you didn't have a Transformers avatar :itsok: :lol:

em just pwnd you !

 

[jsxtreme]

opcorn:

 

[07TBSS]

I ninja posted in this yesterday but none of you were able to see it.



HAHA fuckers.

 

[silent E]

em just pwnd you !

yes, the pirate left himself open for attack. :shake: on to more educational text. To prevent further ownage, here are some choice tidbits of information.

Training and Skills

Ninja can use any object as a weapon: swords, shuriken, sticks, knives, shuriken, kunai,a banana, a baby, leather pants, a pop can, lengths of rope, wet fishies, rubber duckies, Sam's Club members, ( :lol: ) your head, keychains, rubber chickens, shuriken, aluminium ladders, folding fans, a really sharp pencil, pudding, rolled up newspapers, shuriken, bubble gum, ferrets, numbers, kunai, hp deskjet 970Cse color printers, a trombone, a condom, a used condom, a travel size websters dictionary, a lamp shade, 1950's porno flicks, a pokeball, a rabid rabbit, another ninja, disembodied limbs, boners, tree trunks, chainsaws, pimp canes, pies, and a soup spoon - pretty much anything except a gun (actually, a ninja could use a gun, but they find throwing the bullets to be more deadly and visually appealing; or they might just kill you by throwing the gun at you). There have even been cases of Ninjas being able to kill a person with a hamster and still keeping the hamster alive to later eat it. In times of stealth, ninja are completely silent (so if you are outside and don't hear anything, a ninja is probably after you). However, a ninja will attack while saying stuff like "Wu-ahh!" "Woa-chau!" or the simple but unpretentious “BBBYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!”, just because this sounds so awesome. Ninja often train with the National Ninja Association, who provide free weapons and live targets (such as Pirates), though this is not unnecessary and many ninja tend to hone their badassness alone.

and
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ninja/Skills

The Ninja are totally sweet warriors of unmitigated power, capable of wiping out entire continents with a single Jedi-Like wave of their hands. Through years of painstaking effort, the following list has been compiled of potent Ninja Skills. Compiling this list was not easy. Bribes were made, babies sacrificed, and sexual favors performed for fat chicks. The results however, are incontrovertible, and should not be dismissed.

Elementary for sure, but brushing up on information like this may be invaluable to t3h individual. Knowledge is power :thumbsup:

 

[4v Shane]

 

[WayFastWhitey]

So you probably remember getting your ass kicked a lot?:nerd::finger:

No asskickings. I block those out :lol: Just the happy times like when we used to have 2 TVs in the living room, the one the sound worked on, and the one the video worked :lol: We were big pimpin back then :_slide_:

 

[DRKCYDE]

yes, the pirate left himself open for attack. :shake: on to more educational text. To prevent further ownage, here are some choice tidbits of information.


and
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ninja/Skills

Elementary for sure, but brushing up on information like this may be invaluable to t3h individual. Knowledge is power :thumbsup:

Wow, hard to understand why your mom left you at home today.:lick:

 

[silent E]

Wow, hard to understand why your mom left you at home today.:lick:

:lol: nice to make it personal, Pirate. You're right, she doesnt like ownage either, takes herself too seriously. Dad is home, and we're goin to the movies without her :secret: We miiiight invite her to dinner later......