Guy rules for dating girls

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I was bored so I came up with this....

GUY RULES 2 DATING GIRLS

These are rules for all you guys trying to find a good girl to date, if you abide by these rules you should end up with a winner.

RULE:

1. Never date a girl who has more guy friends then you do.

2. Never date a girl who has dated or slept with 2 or more of your friends.

3. Never date a girl who tells you to shushhh when some guy calls her on her cell, it's guaranteed that when you call her she is telling him the same thing.

4. Any girl who spends the night with you and recieves more then 3 phone calls after 2am is someone elses booty call girl. If its her girls calling she will always pick up to tell them she is okay.

5. Never date a girl who you meet at a club......... guys break this rule many times over.. remember if you meet her in a club you will lose her to the club.

6. Never date a girl who knows 70% of the people in the bar/club.
REFER TO RULE 5.

7. Never date a girl who refers to her guy friends as her "Older brothers" more then likely these guys are your competiton and have the upper hand on you already.

8. Never date a girl who tells you its girls night out almost every weekend, this translates to "your good enough for me in private but not in public or with my friends" she is most likely scoping out potential mates and you would just end up cock blocking her by tagging along. If she really likes you she will include you in all activities.

9. Never date a girl who says "my exbf this, my exbf that, my exbf bought this" your just a temporary toy so she can vent too until her exbf comes back

10. For gods sake dont EVER EVER EVER date a girl who sleeps with you on the first date....... you could be 1 of 20 guys she did it with that month. Once a hooker always a hooker, attention whores are bitches and fucking every guy she meets makes her feel good, a good girl has more respect for herself.


FOLLOW these rules and you should be okay....
Pass this on to your brethern in hopes one day they will find that perfect girl.

Note: If your just out for a booty call then these top 10 rules are void!
 
ok #2 is dumb. I'd never date a girl that has slept with one of my friends. Falls under the "bros before hoes" clause
 
well that one has a stipulation to it, she could have dated him a long time ago ect.... but if she dates more then just that one of your friends then she is habitual, you usually dont date a girl in the circle of friends.

I guess I should word that one differently
 
#8 is not always true...I know a girl who she thinks of me as a Big brother she even said she would NEVER date be because of the fact i am pretty much one of her family members.
 
Buuhbye guy said:
2. Never date a girl who has dated or slept with 2 or more of your friends.
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Ew. I'm a girl - I wouldn't even date a guy who has only dated any of my gfriends. I went to a small HS and the girls would just trade guys around :puke: just felt somewhat incestuous to me :icon_mrgr
 
MotorCityNova572 said:
#8 is not always true...I know a girl who she thinks of me as a Big brother she even said she would NEVER date be because of the fact i am pretty much one of her family members.
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well most guys are not like you.... :roll:
 
MotorCityNova572 said:
#8 is not always true...I know a girl who she thinks of me as a Big brother she even said she would NEVER date be because of the fact i am pretty much one of her family members.
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The girl in your avatar needs a firehose blasted at her face to wash all that white ass goth makeup off. Then she needs to spend a good solid 3-4 weeks of daily visits to the tanning salon. Ugh, I fucking hate pale ass goth bitches!
 
Crazzy_Al said:
The girl in your avatar needs a firehose blasted at her face to wash all that white ass goth makeup off. Then she needs to spend a good solid 3-4 weeks of daily visits to the tanning salon. Ugh, I fucking hate pale ass goth bitches!
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fake bake hahahahahaha
 
2low4u said:
fake bake hahahahahaha
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If you were a good-looking woman with a nice pair of tits and a nice ass, your opinion on the matter might mean something to me. But since you're not, I'll stick to what I have seen work for me in the past. That being a nice healthy year-round tan. I haven't ever had any complaints from those who's opinions matter. (again, you're not one of those people)
 
One more time!

1. never eat at a place called Mom's.

2. never play cards with a guy named Doc.

3. Never go to bed with a woman that has more tattoos than you do.
 
ASRoff said:
One more time!

1. never eat at a place called Mom's.

2. never play cards with a guy named Doc.

3. Never go to bed with a woman that has more tattoos than you do.
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I'm gonna have to dispute #3, I had an ex with like 10 of them and umm yea she was a champ haha
 
Thats a pretty good list for you young guys. It is pretty much useless to me because my pimp hand is strong. .....Yeah, i am married.
 
CMYZ28 said:
I'm gonna have to dispute #3, I had an ex with like 10 of them and umm yea she was a champ haha
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nough said:icon_mrgr





Rule #11 never, ever date a chick that I've dated, you'll always be a disappointment
 
L98Terror said:
nough said:icon_mrgr





Rule #11 never, ever date a chick that I've dated, you'll always be a disappointment
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I hate having to take it past the worn spot!!!
 
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