SS4Matt
Club Member
so i was trying to list these ugly ass boots on eBay, i couldn't get the shit to work so i did that eBay support thing where it's like an ebay AIM, after the chick answered my questions, i was bored and continued to ask her some shit, it was the entertainment of my night!! :lol:
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7:41:35 PM Molly N. Hello, thank you for waiting and welcome to eBay Live Help! My name is Molly. If you're a registered member, may I please start by having you confirm your User ID and first name?
7:42:28 PM SS4mzimmerman ss4mzimmerman, matt
7:42:40 PM Molly N. Thanks Matt! How may I assist you today?
7:42:56 PM SS4mzimmerman i am trying to sell a pair of shoes and it wont let me list them
7:43:15 PM Molly N. Do you get a message when you try to list?
7:44:13 PM SS4mzimmerman In order to maintain a safe trading environment, selling limits are occasionally placed on accounts. When listing this item, the site you are listing on must match your site of registration and the item can only be shipped within the same country. Please go back and make the necessary changes.
7:44:20 PM SS4mzimmerman thats what i get
7:44:45 PM Molly N. Oh okay. One moment while I check on this for you.
7:44:58 PM SS4mzimmerman ok thanks
7:45:30 PM Molly N. Okay, your PayPal account is verified so I believe all you need to do is add it to your eBay account.
7:45:40 PM Molly N. I'd be happy to show you how to add it.
7:45:55 PM Molly N. In another internet window, can you bring up your My eBay page for me?
7:46:20 PM SS4mzimmerman ok i did
7:46:41 PM Molly N. OK. Click My Account at the top and select Addresses from this section.
7:46:45 PM Molly N. Then click View All Shipping Addresses.
7:47:30 PM SS4mzimmerman ok i did
7:47:40 PM Molly N. From this next page, click the ADD PAYPAL ADDRESSES button.
7:47:50 PM Molly N. Here is where you connect your PayPal to your eBay account.
7:47:55 PM Molly N. Now when you go to submit your listing you shouldn't get that message.
7:49:03 PM SS4mzimmerman nice! how do you know all this nonsense about ebay?
7:49:20 PM Molly N. I've worked here since March so I've dealt with a lot of the same issues.
7:49:55 PM SS4mzimmerman what state is ebay at?
7:50:30 PM Molly N. San Jose, CA!
7:50:53 PM SS4mzimmerman oh no shit, so you're like middle of the afternoon back there huh?
7:51:30 PM Molly N. Yeah! 4:51 pm!
7:51:35 PM Molly N.
7:51:41 PM Molly N. We're in the past, still.
7:52:28 PM SS4mzimmerman haha well there isn't shit going on up here anyways...just had to list those boots, my ex broke up with me like a day after her B-day so i toook those back to get my $$ back! i'm an asshole!
7:52:45 PM Molly N. LOL
7:52:50 PM Molly N. I'd do the same thing.
7:52:50 PM Molly N. Those boots are expensive!
7:53:25 PM SS4mzimmerman yea and ugly as hell too! you know they can't even get wet! what the hell is the poiint of a boot then ya know
7:53:45 PM Molly N. Some girls and their fashion.
7:53:45 PM Molly N. I tell you!
7:53:45 PM Molly N. Haha.
7:54:35 PM Molly N. Maybe that's why they're called UGG.
7:54:43 PM Molly N. For UGH and UGLY.
7:54:44 PM SS4mzimmerman yeah i call them UGGly!!
7:54:48 PM SS4mzimmerman haha fuck yeah
7:55:25 PM Molly N.
7:55:43 PM SS4mzimmerman do you get paid for just sitting there and answer questions and stuff?
7:56:00 PM Molly N. No I like to answer member questions because I'm bored.
7:56:08 PM Molly N. Just kidding. Yes, I get paid.
7:57:05 PM SS4mzimmerman so technically you could get paid to sit at home and shop on ebay all day then?
7:57:55 PM Molly N. Well, no, we're in an office building, like a call center almost.
7:58:03 PM Molly N. So we're monitored of what we do.
7:58:27 PM SS4mzimmerman ohh that sucks. you're not going to get in trouble for me being a jackass and asking you
dumb stuff then are you?
7:59:00 PM Molly N. Well, technically I could, actually, I'm supposed to be professional, and not technically sit here and bash brand name items.
7:59:13 PM Molly N. Was there anything else you wanted me to help you with while I have you here, though?
7:59:21 PM SS4mzimmerman it's alright, i think it's safe to say that everyone thinks they're ugly
7:59:42 PM SS4mzimmerman yea actually...i have add so that was a huge sidetrack...how come i can't find them when i search for it?
8:00:20 PM Molly N. Oh, let me explain. It can sometimes take several hours to update into our search database once your item has been submitted because items go through a check to make sure they're safe for the site, are submitted correctly, etc. This is why you cannot search it by keyword yet, and why you can't see it by "items by seller".
8:00:51 PM SS4mzimmerman ahhh so like tomarrow it will be up?
8:01:08 PM Molly N. Or even later tonight, but yes definitely by tomorrow.
8:01:20 PM SS4mzimmerman ok 1 more question i think....is molly N your name or like some BS they assign you
8:01:45 PM Molly N. It is my name, actually. Not my full last name but that's my name.
8:02:17 PM SS4mzimmerman it your full last name was 1 letter that would make writing checks easy as hell!\
8:02:34 PM SS4mzimmerman shit, i have to lift my hand up to sign my whole last name
8:02:50 PM Molly N. Haha!
8:03:00 PM Molly N. My last name is pretty long too.
8:03:06 PM SS4mzimmerman actually i usually just get to about Zimm and some scribbles and shit
8:03:06 PM Molly N. So I know how you feel.
8:03:15 PM Molly N. That's awesome.
8:03:31 PM SS4mzimmerman yeah but you gotta say it like "that's fuck'n O-sum"
8:04:00 PM Molly N. I did, and now my supervisor is looking at me funny.
8:04:14 PM SS4mzimmerman tell him to say it too. i bet he'll understand
8:04:37 PM Molly N. Hehe. I will. Cool, well before I get in trouble I better let you go if that was everything!
8:04:40 PM SS4mzimmerman unless it's a chick supervisor, then it might not be the same ya know
8:05:13 PM SS4mzimmerman wait 1 more.....how warm is it in cali right now? if it's more then 32 degrees and no snow
on the ground i will be unhappy
8:06:00 PM Molly N. It's 65 F and partly cloudy!
8:06:11 PM SS4mzimmerman damn you i hate winter
8:06:18 PM SS4mzimmerman it sucks...i'm in michigan
8:06:30 PM Molly N. Ah.
Yeah snow can be a pain.
8:06:58 PM SS4mzimmerman indeed....wait my friend wants to know if she can sell her cat on ebay? is that legal?
8:07:15 PM Molly N. No, you can't sell live animals on eBay.
8:07:25 PM Molly N. Shows on the "Prohibited items" list.
8:07:28 PM SS4mzimmerman so when it's dead we'll try ok?
8:07:30 PM Molly N. You can on Craigslist though.
8:07:41 PM SS4mzimmerman hahahahaha
8:07:57 PM Molly N. Oh my god!
8:07:57 PM Molly N. LOL
8:08:00 PM SS4mzimmerman i seriously have tears coming outta my eyes i'm laughing so damn hard
8:08:05 PM Molly N. I'm definitely getting in trouble now
8:08:10 PM Molly N. Me too
8:08:51 PM SS4mzimmerman all ya gotta do is like click the minimize when the supervisor comes around and just act like shit's legit, they'll just be like "wow such fine work molly....carry on!"
8:09:40 PM Molly N. We actually chat with members all in the same window.
8:09:47 PM Molly N. So I can't minimize.
8:09:56 PM SS4mzimmerman ohhh damn
8:10:42 PM SS4mzimmerman shit, so do all ebay helpers deal with BS like this or are you just bored at work?
8:11:10 PM Molly N. We all deal with members with listing issues like your first issue, or buying, etc.
8:11:23 PM Molly N. There's millions of members who have questions like "can I add a picture" "Why am I suspended" etc.
8:11:30 PM Molly N. So it's pretty much the same thing all day.
8:11:42 PM SS4mzimmerman ahh not too many retards like myself asking bogus questions?
8:11:51 PM SS4mzimmerman although the cat listing was a legit question
8:12:30 PM Molly N. Not too many.
But there was one person that asked if they can sell their virginity.
8:12:49 PM SS4mzimmerman what the fuck! what was the reserve?
8:13:55 PM Molly N. I think it was a guy.
8:14:07 PM Molly N. But I told him no.
8:14:09 PM Molly N. He can't sell it.
8:14:15 PM SS4mzimmerman you're a home wrecker
8:14:20 PM Molly N. I told him to try his local bar.
8:14:24 PM SS4mzimmerman cock blocked that home boy
8:14:28 PM Molly N.
8:14:43 PM Molly N. That's what I do.
8:14:46 PM SS4mzimmerman you shoulda told him to look up some sex toys or something
8:15:23 PM SS4mzimmerman what do you drink when you hit the bars?
8:16:10 PM Molly N. I don't go to bars, actually. Too many people like the desperate guy selling his virginity on eBay are there.
8:16:20 PM SS4mzimmerman you know that's right
8:16:35 PM Molly N. Okay, seriously, I do have to disconnect though, Matt. Sorry about that. I hope you have an awesome day and good luck selling those boots.
8:16:55 PM SS4mzimmerman aight thanks for letting me waste your time
8:17:08 PM Molly N. It's all good. Thanks for contacting eBay Live Help. Once you’re ready to close this chat window, please feel free to click on the “Exit” button.
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7:41:31 PM System Connected with Molly N.
7:41:35 PM Molly N. Hello, thank you for waiting and welcome to eBay Live Help! My name is Molly. If you're a registered member, may I please start by having you confirm your User ID and first name?
7:42:28 PM SS4mzimmerman ss4mzimmerman, matt
7:42:40 PM Molly N. Thanks Matt! How may I assist you today?
7:42:56 PM SS4mzimmerman i am trying to sell a pair of shoes and it wont let me list them
7:43:15 PM Molly N. Do you get a message when you try to list?
7:44:13 PM SS4mzimmerman In order to maintain a safe trading environment, selling limits are occasionally placed on accounts. When listing this item, the site you are listing on must match your site of registration and the item can only be shipped within the same country. Please go back and make the necessary changes.
7:44:20 PM SS4mzimmerman thats what i get
7:44:45 PM Molly N. Oh okay. One moment while I check on this for you.
7:44:58 PM SS4mzimmerman ok thanks
7:45:30 PM Molly N. Okay, your PayPal account is verified so I believe all you need to do is add it to your eBay account.
7:45:40 PM Molly N. I'd be happy to show you how to add it.
7:45:55 PM Molly N. In another internet window, can you bring up your My eBay page for me?
7:46:20 PM SS4mzimmerman ok i did
7:46:41 PM Molly N. OK. Click My Account at the top and select Addresses from this section.
7:46:45 PM Molly N. Then click View All Shipping Addresses.
7:47:30 PM SS4mzimmerman ok i did
7:47:40 PM Molly N. From this next page, click the ADD PAYPAL ADDRESSES button.
7:47:50 PM Molly N. Here is where you connect your PayPal to your eBay account.
7:47:55 PM Molly N. Now when you go to submit your listing you shouldn't get that message.
7:49:03 PM SS4mzimmerman nice! how do you know all this nonsense about ebay?
7:49:20 PM Molly N. I've worked here since March so I've dealt with a lot of the same issues.

7:49:55 PM SS4mzimmerman what state is ebay at?
7:50:30 PM Molly N. San Jose, CA!
7:50:53 PM SS4mzimmerman oh no shit, so you're like middle of the afternoon back there huh?
7:51:30 PM Molly N. Yeah! 4:51 pm!
7:51:35 PM Molly N.

7:51:41 PM Molly N. We're in the past, still.
7:52:28 PM SS4mzimmerman haha well there isn't shit going on up here anyways...just had to list those boots, my ex broke up with me like a day after her B-day so i toook those back to get my $$ back! i'm an asshole!
7:52:45 PM Molly N. LOL
7:52:50 PM Molly N. I'd do the same thing.
7:52:50 PM Molly N. Those boots are expensive!
7:53:25 PM SS4mzimmerman yea and ugly as hell too! you know they can't even get wet! what the hell is the poiint of a boot then ya know
7:53:45 PM Molly N. Some girls and their fashion.
7:53:45 PM Molly N. I tell you!
7:53:45 PM Molly N. Haha.
7:54:35 PM Molly N. Maybe that's why they're called UGG.
7:54:43 PM Molly N. For UGH and UGLY.
7:54:44 PM SS4mzimmerman yeah i call them UGGly!!
7:54:48 PM SS4mzimmerman haha fuck yeah
7:55:25 PM Molly N.

7:55:43 PM SS4mzimmerman do you get paid for just sitting there and answer questions and stuff?
7:56:00 PM Molly N. No I like to answer member questions because I'm bored.

7:56:08 PM Molly N. Just kidding. Yes, I get paid.
7:57:05 PM SS4mzimmerman so technically you could get paid to sit at home and shop on ebay all day then?
7:57:55 PM Molly N. Well, no, we're in an office building, like a call center almost.
7:58:03 PM Molly N. So we're monitored of what we do.
7:58:27 PM SS4mzimmerman ohh that sucks. you're not going to get in trouble for me being a jackass and asking you
dumb stuff then are you?
7:59:00 PM Molly N. Well, technically I could, actually, I'm supposed to be professional, and not technically sit here and bash brand name items.

7:59:13 PM Molly N. Was there anything else you wanted me to help you with while I have you here, though?
7:59:21 PM SS4mzimmerman it's alright, i think it's safe to say that everyone thinks they're ugly
7:59:42 PM SS4mzimmerman yea actually...i have add so that was a huge sidetrack...how come i can't find them when i search for it?
8:00:20 PM Molly N. Oh, let me explain. It can sometimes take several hours to update into our search database once your item has been submitted because items go through a check to make sure they're safe for the site, are submitted correctly, etc. This is why you cannot search it by keyword yet, and why you can't see it by "items by seller".
8:00:51 PM SS4mzimmerman ahhh so like tomarrow it will be up?
8:01:08 PM Molly N. Or even later tonight, but yes definitely by tomorrow.
8:01:20 PM SS4mzimmerman ok 1 more question i think....is molly N your name or like some BS they assign you
8:01:45 PM Molly N. It is my name, actually. Not my full last name but that's my name.
8:02:17 PM SS4mzimmerman it your full last name was 1 letter that would make writing checks easy as hell!\
8:02:34 PM SS4mzimmerman shit, i have to lift my hand up to sign my whole last name
8:02:50 PM Molly N. Haha!
8:03:00 PM Molly N. My last name is pretty long too.
8:03:06 PM SS4mzimmerman actually i usually just get to about Zimm and some scribbles and shit
8:03:06 PM Molly N. So I know how you feel.
8:03:15 PM Molly N. That's awesome.
8:03:31 PM SS4mzimmerman yeah but you gotta say it like "that's fuck'n O-sum"
8:04:00 PM Molly N. I did, and now my supervisor is looking at me funny.
8:04:14 PM SS4mzimmerman tell him to say it too. i bet he'll understand
8:04:37 PM Molly N. Hehe. I will. Cool, well before I get in trouble I better let you go if that was everything!
8:04:40 PM SS4mzimmerman unless it's a chick supervisor, then it might not be the same ya know
8:05:13 PM SS4mzimmerman wait 1 more.....how warm is it in cali right now? if it's more then 32 degrees and no snow
on the ground i will be unhappy
8:06:00 PM Molly N. It's 65 F and partly cloudy!
8:06:11 PM SS4mzimmerman damn you i hate winter
8:06:18 PM SS4mzimmerman it sucks...i'm in michigan
8:06:30 PM Molly N. Ah.

8:06:58 PM SS4mzimmerman indeed....wait my friend wants to know if she can sell her cat on ebay? is that legal?
8:07:15 PM Molly N. No, you can't sell live animals on eBay.
8:07:25 PM Molly N. Shows on the "Prohibited items" list.
8:07:28 PM SS4mzimmerman so when it's dead we'll try ok?
8:07:30 PM Molly N. You can on Craigslist though.
8:07:41 PM SS4mzimmerman hahahahaha
8:07:57 PM Molly N. Oh my god!
8:07:57 PM Molly N. LOL
8:08:00 PM SS4mzimmerman i seriously have tears coming outta my eyes i'm laughing so damn hard
8:08:05 PM Molly N. I'm definitely getting in trouble now
8:08:10 PM Molly N. Me too
8:08:51 PM SS4mzimmerman all ya gotta do is like click the minimize when the supervisor comes around and just act like shit's legit, they'll just be like "wow such fine work molly....carry on!"
8:09:40 PM Molly N. We actually chat with members all in the same window.
8:09:47 PM Molly N. So I can't minimize.

8:09:56 PM SS4mzimmerman ohhh damn
8:10:42 PM SS4mzimmerman shit, so do all ebay helpers deal with BS like this or are you just bored at work?
8:11:10 PM Molly N. We all deal with members with listing issues like your first issue, or buying, etc.
8:11:23 PM Molly N. There's millions of members who have questions like "can I add a picture" "Why am I suspended" etc.
8:11:30 PM Molly N. So it's pretty much the same thing all day.
8:11:42 PM SS4mzimmerman ahh not too many retards like myself asking bogus questions?
8:11:51 PM SS4mzimmerman although the cat listing was a legit question
8:12:30 PM Molly N. Not too many.

8:12:49 PM SS4mzimmerman what the fuck! what was the reserve?
8:13:55 PM Molly N. I think it was a guy.
8:14:07 PM Molly N. But I told him no.
8:14:09 PM Molly N. He can't sell it.
8:14:15 PM SS4mzimmerman you're a home wrecker
8:14:20 PM Molly N. I told him to try his local bar.
8:14:24 PM SS4mzimmerman cock blocked that home boy
8:14:28 PM Molly N.

8:14:43 PM Molly N. That's what I do.
8:14:46 PM SS4mzimmerman you shoulda told him to look up some sex toys or something
8:15:23 PM SS4mzimmerman what do you drink when you hit the bars?
8:16:10 PM Molly N. I don't go to bars, actually. Too many people like the desperate guy selling his virginity on eBay are there.
8:16:20 PM SS4mzimmerman you know that's right
8:16:35 PM Molly N. Okay, seriously, I do have to disconnect though, Matt. Sorry about that. I hope you have an awesome day and good luck selling those boots.
8:16:55 PM SS4mzimmerman aight thanks for letting me waste your time
8:17:08 PM Molly N. It's all good. Thanks for contacting eBay Live Help. Once you’re ready to close this chat window, please feel free to click on the “Exit” button.