Free Guinea Pig

Fryguy302

Fryguy302

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Male guinea pig, between three and four years old. He's black, white, and tan. He comes with a leaky water bottle, some Timothy hay, and a cage (it's open-topped, and rather large). You don't have to take the cage if you don't want it.
 
1BADAIR said:
are you sure its a male?
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Of course its a male. Raj told me a funny story about this guinea pig and him.

One day Raj, walks into the kids room and the pig is like "Hey baldy", Raj was confused as he thought to himself "is this this little fur ball talking to me??" The guinea pig then said, "I'll bet you $50 i can make you laugh out loud" Raj, who is always up for a bet said "why not, go for it" So the guinea pig whispered into his ear, I bet my dick is bigger then yours", suddenly Raj busted out laughing, paid his $50 and walked out of the room. The next day he walked into the room and the guinea pig said "hey you, the guy from 40 year old virgin, wanna bet again?" Raj then replied "you are on you little fucker, this time double or nothing. What are the odds?" The guinea pig said "I bet i can make you cry" Raj replied, "You are on"

The guinea pig then bent over lifted a leg and proved it!!
 
little2v said:
Do you have other parts for it? Are you willing to come down on price? Any pics/vids?
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Are you sure you're not "The Man"? Or is he on your computer?

Captain Chaos said:
Whats it run?

Auto or stick?

Had it dyno'd? How many GPP?

:3gears:
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You know real racers don't waste time on the dyno.

All I will say is I will line him up with any other small rodent that sits like him, and I may even give you some room because this thing is FAST.

91trunk said:
Pictures might help Raj.
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Pics coming up soon.

1BADAIR said:
are you sure its a male?
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The vet said he was male a while ago.

03cob said:
I thought he was your mascot? Give him to Shawn for good luck,lol.
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I want to share the good luck this mascot brings.

Foolsgold80z said:
Has this guinea pig been on a low fat diet?
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He's all stock, as far as you know :secret:

orangejuiced86 said:
Of course its a male. Raj told me a funny story about this guinea pig and him.

One day Raj, walks into the kids room and the pig is like "Hey baldy", Raj was confused as he thought to himself "is this this little fur ball talking to me??" The guinea pig then said, "I'll bet you $50 i can make you laugh out loud" Raj, who is always up for a bet said "why not, go for it" So the guinea pig whispered into his ear, I bet my dick is bigger then yours", suddenly Raj busted out laughing, paid his $50 and walked out of the room. The next day he walked into the room and the guinea pig said "hey you, the guy from 40 year old virgin, wanna bet again?" Raj then replied "you are on you little fucker, this time double or nothing. What are the odds?" The guinea pig said "I bet i can make you cry" Raj replied, "You are on"

The guinea pig then bent over lifted a leg and proved it!!
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That joke is older than I am!!!
 
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