FML

MystryGuy

MystryGuy

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what the heck, open fridge... water everywhere, go downstairs to turn off water valve for fridge and the seal goes out while im turning it, water everywhere... find a bucket... but bucket must be cracked.. water everywhere... run to garage to grab known good bucket and door slams behind me and its locked. gotta love it
 
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
 
CRASH said:
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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What ... The ... Fuck
 
MystryGuy said:
what the heck, open fridge... water everywhere, go downstairs to turn off water valve for fridge and the seal goes out while im turning it, water everywhere... find a bucket... but bucket must be cracked.. water everywhere... run to garage to grab known good bucket and door slams behind me and its locked. gotta love it
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since you're already outside then, you should go buy a few lottery tickets, its time for it to turn the luck around.
 
CRASH said:
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
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WHAT???? Dude run, don't walk away from that one.

hangemhigh said:
those are two sad-ass stories....:lol:...:shake:
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You son-of-a- , I thought "is this an old thread that I responded to? Then I realized the name above the avatar :roll:
 
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