Eastsiders looking for 1-stop Halloween shopping!!!
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Detroit Muscle
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KimKim said:
such hostility
TwilightBlu92
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Detroit Muscle said:
Hey, she's 4'11" at a stout 313.4lbs, I'm pretty sure if she threw herself at you, you'd never be able to recover so I'd settle down doggy :lol:
Detroit Muscle
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TwilightBlu92 said:
now ive met kimkim and i know for a FACT that that is rediculously false :laugh:
TwilightBlu92
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Detroit Muscle said:
:roll: I tried, Kim
Detroit Muscle
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KimKim said:
so you SHRANK about 10 inches? thats fucked up
Detroit Muscle
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thats what im going for! i get to be the guy in the grinder room and shoot sparks everywhere... im gonna paint around my eyes all black and where my boots which will make me a good inch higher i cant wait :laugh:Crazzy_Al said:
TwilightBlu92
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Detroit Muscle said:
Yup, I know it is, isn't it?
Crazzy_Al
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Three years in a row I got kicked out of hay rides and haunted houses, so I stopped going. This one time some dude around 250+ lbs and about Trunks height (maybe a little shorter) came running out of the woods into the trail we were walking after we got off the hay ride. It was pitch black and right before he got to me (I still didn't see him) he started up his chainsaw (with no cutting chain on it obvously) and charged at me and the girl I was seeing at the time and I dropped him with a punch. :lol: Right then 4 dudes ran out from behind trees and grabbed me and escorted me out while the chainsaw guy laid there unconscience and the chainsaw still running. That was the one at like 24 mile and Avon or some shit. That was the last one I went to. :lol:TwilightBlu92 said:
TwilightBlu92
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Crazzy_Al said:
:roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: That's some funny shit. I can't stand somebody trying to sneak up on me. I either throw punches or pick up the nearest heavy object within reach :lol;
Detroit Muscle
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why the fuck do you guys go to haunted houses then??? HAHA!!! it sucks becausse we are not allowed to lay a HAND on the customer
TwilightBlu92
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Detroit Muscle said:
Hahaha, I don't usually, only if the girl wants to go. It's pretty much instinct for me, I don't TRY to attack the guy, it just kinda happens and I'm one of the nicest people you'll meet
Crazzy_Al
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I was laughing after I could. I might have been laughing during, but I couldn't hear over how loud my heart was pounding. It was a long walk back to the car...well, for the guys who grabbed me anyway. They scopped me up and carried me most of the way, (1 guy on each limb) while the other 3 couples we were with laughed and told me to fight the guys off. I didn't. I just laughed and let them carry me. Why bother? I had a free ride back to the car. HAHAHA!! :roll:TwilightBlu92 said:
DetroitMuscle, I was begged to go. I stay away from those places for a reason. My short temper + stupid asses trying to intentionally fuck with me = not a good recipe. And for what it's worth, that guy got WAY closer than he should have and ran up way too fast. He got what he deserved. I don't he would have been able to stop in time had I not got out of the way and swung. His momentum carried him passed the trail after I hit him. The trail had to be at least 10 feet wide. He landed on the grass to the left, he came from my right.
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I'm the same way, I swing when people surprise/jump out on me lol. I floored a guy when I was with my grandma when i was a teenager haha Last haunted house I went to was at Cedar point, i had the ex gf and like 5 other girls that i didn't know hiding behind me hahah I was like wtf