Drilldo's, Big Wet Arses, and more.... all in a days work.

The Dicking

It started off as a typical Thursday morning. Andy and I were sitting in the van, waiting for Circuit City to open so we could pick up some equipment for a customer. Too tired for our normal banter, we sat there listening to our favorite talk radio show. The topic at hand was quite fascinating, so we sat there for a minute while the store opened, listening to the hosts discuss a local incident that had occurred the day before.

Engrossed by the radio, I almost didn't see an older man in a gray sweat suit come sauntering into the store. Almost immediately I noticed something strange about this guy... He had an ENORMOUS erection and it was fairly obvious through his tight fitting attire. Knowing full well that something comedic was soon to follow, Andy and I ran into the store so we wouldn't miss out on any of the action.

Inside the store, you could tell a storm was brewing. All of the male associates had huge grins on their faces, and you could tell they saw the humor in the situation. The female associates had quite the opposite reaction, and they were falling over themselves trying to get away from the old man with the massive lump in his pants.

I casually observed for a moment, and came to the conclusion that this poor man was completely unaware that he was about to pop out of his trousers. I started to feel sorry for the guy, and decided to go up to the front counter to wait for our product. My friend Sherelda was working, and she immediately gave me this look of disgust, correctly assuming that I wanted to talk about this old man and the monstrosity that was barely concealed by his choice of attire. Now, because it is pertinent to the story I will mention that Sherelda is a rather large woman of African American descent.

Andy walked up to customer service to see if I was ready. Sherelda and I were in the midst of our conversation when the gentleman with the lump in his pants came to the service center. He set his items down, and then proceeded to step forward and rest on the edge of the counter, effectively setting his package on the tabletop. Sherelda's eyes grew to enormous size and her jaw dropped. I froze, like a deer in headlights, well aware that Sherelda has less control over her mouth than I do.

"Sir, can you getcho dick offa my counter?!"


I couldn't contain myself, and neither could Andy. He howled loudly as I erupted into laughter. The man, who acted as if he was suddenly aware of the situation, ran from the store in embarrassment.

It was glorious.
 
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Always great to start off the day reading a story of yours... Just waiting for the co-workers to wander over wondering what I'm laughing about.

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I just went through all 14 pages. Fucking hillarious, a few times I bursted out laughing in the office.

:roll: x 10000

Nick
 
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