Drilldo's, Big Wet Arses, and more.... all in a days work.
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86CamaroZ28
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im starting to wonder the same thing :lol:
detroitfire23
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This is good shit! We might have to send a camera crew to follow you guys around!
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It was late one December, just before Christmas and Josh and I were in Lake Orion to hang a plasma television and mount some speakers. We arrived at the customers house, knocked on the door, and waited patiently for an answer. The door finally opens and this GORGEOUS woman is standing in front of us. Please keep in mind that to most males of my age GORGEOUS meant she had big cans. We kinda stood there for a second without blinking, then introduced ourselves and went inside.
This woman had a very nice home, it was nicely decorated and the layout was very cool. A little kid comes running up and says something with the word "mommy" in it. Josh and I look at each other, and I mouth "MILF!" and he smiles and nods. After talking with this woman for a few minutes and getting an idea of where she wanted us to put everything, she drops the "Ex Husband" Bomb. Another smile to Josh, followed with a nod.
We ran out to the van to get our tools, the first time we could actually speak freely without the fear of getting slapped or sued, or maybe if one of us was lucky, taken upstairs :lol: "OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THOSE BOOBS THEY'RE BIGGER THAN MY HEAD!" I exclaimed, and plenty of other dirty talk followed. for the first time ever, we were actually anxious to get back inside and get to work. We came back inside, and then went downstairs, to find the best way to run the wiring. Josh walks over to a small table by the wall, and starts laughing. "Check this out" he says as he picks up a box with a breast pump in it. "I wonder how many times she has to empty this thing, as big as those sweater puppies are!?" We laughed for a minute, and continued on with our work.
Nothing interesting really happened for the rest of the install. I went upstairs, and started mounting the speakers. It was going quite well, until her young son started crying. This kid was probably 2 to 2 and a half years old, and could walk, and was still learning how to talk. He walked up to his mother, and the conversation went as follows. Please keep her enormous boobs and our basement discovery as you read this.
Kid - <crying> Maamaa!
MILF - Aww whats the matter baby?
Kid - I hungy!
MILF - Oh! Do you want some apple juice?
Kid - Nuh uh!
MILF - Do you want some orange juice?
Kid - Nuh uh!
MILF - Do you want some grape juice?
Kid - Nuh uh!
MILF - Do you want some Mommy Juice?
Son of a bitch I fell off my ladder. The room was spinning. I could not breathe, or see straight. I damn near bit my tongue off trying not to laugh. I could taste the blood, but I kept biting as to not explode into laughter. I ALMOST made it downstairs where Josh was and it came out. BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!! I exclaimed, as I struggled for breath. I told Josh what happened, and he started choking he was laughing so hard. We sat in the basement for a good 15-20 minutes waiting until it wasn't funny anymore. That didn't work, so we went back upstairs to finish the job. I couldn't look at her the rest of the night without giggling. It was GREAT.
It was late one December, just before Christmas and Josh and I were in Lake Orion to hang a plasma television and mount some speakers. We arrived at the customers house, knocked on the door, and waited patiently for an answer. The door finally opens and this GORGEOUS woman is standing in front of us. Please keep in mind that to most males of my age GORGEOUS meant she had big cans. We kinda stood there for a second without blinking, then introduced ourselves and went inside.
This woman had a very nice home, it was nicely decorated and the layout was very cool. A little kid comes running up and says something with the word "mommy" in it. Josh and I look at each other, and I mouth "MILF!" and he smiles and nods. After talking with this woman for a few minutes and getting an idea of where she wanted us to put everything, she drops the "Ex Husband" Bomb. Another smile to Josh, followed with a nod.
We ran out to the van to get our tools, the first time we could actually speak freely without the fear of getting slapped or sued, or maybe if one of us was lucky, taken upstairs :lol: "OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE THOSE BOOBS THEY'RE BIGGER THAN MY HEAD!" I exclaimed, and plenty of other dirty talk followed. for the first time ever, we were actually anxious to get back inside and get to work. We came back inside, and then went downstairs, to find the best way to run the wiring. Josh walks over to a small table by the wall, and starts laughing. "Check this out" he says as he picks up a box with a breast pump in it. "I wonder how many times she has to empty this thing, as big as those sweater puppies are!?" We laughed for a minute, and continued on with our work.
Nothing interesting really happened for the rest of the install. I went upstairs, and started mounting the speakers. It was going quite well, until her young son started crying. This kid was probably 2 to 2 and a half years old, and could walk, and was still learning how to talk. He walked up to his mother, and the conversation went as follows. Please keep her enormous boobs and our basement discovery as you read this.
Kid - <crying> Maamaa!
MILF - Aww whats the matter baby?
Kid - I hungy!
MILF - Oh! Do you want some apple juice?
Kid - Nuh uh!
MILF - Do you want some orange juice?
Kid - Nuh uh!
MILF - Do you want some grape juice?
Kid - Nuh uh!
MILF - Do you want some Mommy Juice?
Son of a bitch I fell off my ladder. The room was spinning. I could not breathe, or see straight. I damn near bit my tongue off trying not to laugh. I could taste the blood, but I kept biting as to not explode into laughter. I ALMOST made it downstairs where Josh was and it came out. BWAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!! I exclaimed, as I struggled for breath. I told Josh what happened, and he started choking he was laughing so hard. We sat in the basement for a good 15-20 minutes waiting until it wasn't funny anymore. That didn't work, so we went back upstairs to finish the job. I couldn't look at her the rest of the night without giggling. It was GREAT.
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The Dirty Dentist
My cousin owns and operates a cosmetic dentistry practice. Now this story is not about him, but it is about one of his friends who he referrerd me to. I haven't told my cousin this story, but I might have to give him the link.
It was a hot August morning, and Josh and I set off to do an install in a townhouse in Northville. We walk up, and greet the dentist and his wife, and go into the house to scope out the situation. Now as you can imagine this guy had a NICE place, with expensive art and furniture everywhere, nothing out of the ordinary. We walk into the bedroom, and the dentist shows us where he would like the TV. I scope out the bedroom real quick, everything is neat and clean, again nothing out of the ordinary. I look around to find the closest power outlet I can tie a piece of romex into, and we get started on our installation.
After discussing with the dentist and his wife exactly where they want the TV, we start marking the walls and cutting holes to run cables through and mounting the electrical box. The installation itself went smoothly as always, and after an hour or so we begin to plug things in. They had a cable box and an older DVD player that they wanted to use, so we did. I turned the TV on and ran through the setup. Turned the internal tuner off, labeled the video inputs and set the ones that weren't used to skip. I put the TV on the cable input, and started messing with the settings on the cable box.
The dentist and his wife came into the room to watch at this point, both excited about their new television and our progress. I turned the DVD player on, and flipped the TV to the DVD input. Loading... the player said. All of a sudden an image pops up on the screen, and I quicky realize it is the very bedroom that we were standing in right that second. On the bed, the wife was busy giving oral pleasure to the dentist, who was making funny faces. I could not hit stop fast enough as the wife exclaims "Oh dear, they found YOUR movie sweetie!" I couldn't help it, the filter between my brain and mouth must not have been turned on that morning. "His movie, huh? I'm pretty sure you were in it too!" My hand clamped over my mouth as the last word came out. The woman turned bright red and ran out of the room in embarrassment, and I was mortified at what I just said. Akwardness followed... along with alot of silence as we showed them how to use their new television. On the way out he slipped us each a $50 and said "Don't tell Georgie (my cousin) about this!"
Bedtime folks, there's more tomorrow!
My cousin owns and operates a cosmetic dentistry practice. Now this story is not about him, but it is about one of his friends who he referrerd me to. I haven't told my cousin this story, but I might have to give him the link.
It was a hot August morning, and Josh and I set off to do an install in a townhouse in Northville. We walk up, and greet the dentist and his wife, and go into the house to scope out the situation. Now as you can imagine this guy had a NICE place, with expensive art and furniture everywhere, nothing out of the ordinary. We walk into the bedroom, and the dentist shows us where he would like the TV. I scope out the bedroom real quick, everything is neat and clean, again nothing out of the ordinary. I look around to find the closest power outlet I can tie a piece of romex into, and we get started on our installation.
After discussing with the dentist and his wife exactly where they want the TV, we start marking the walls and cutting holes to run cables through and mounting the electrical box. The installation itself went smoothly as always, and after an hour or so we begin to plug things in. They had a cable box and an older DVD player that they wanted to use, so we did. I turned the TV on and ran through the setup. Turned the internal tuner off, labeled the video inputs and set the ones that weren't used to skip. I put the TV on the cable input, and started messing with the settings on the cable box.
The dentist and his wife came into the room to watch at this point, both excited about their new television and our progress. I turned the DVD player on, and flipped the TV to the DVD input. Loading... the player said. All of a sudden an image pops up on the screen, and I quicky realize it is the very bedroom that we were standing in right that second. On the bed, the wife was busy giving oral pleasure to the dentist, who was making funny faces. I could not hit stop fast enough as the wife exclaims "Oh dear, they found YOUR movie sweetie!" I couldn't help it, the filter between my brain and mouth must not have been turned on that morning. "His movie, huh? I'm pretty sure you were in it too!" My hand clamped over my mouth as the last word came out. The woman turned bright red and ran out of the room in embarrassment, and I was mortified at what I just said. Akwardness followed... along with alot of silence as we showed them how to use their new television. On the way out he slipped us each a $50 and said "Don't tell Georgie (my cousin) about this!"
Bedtime folks, there's more tomorrow!
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VanFaasenC
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Too bad you can't write about book all this. I would buy a copy!
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