Dare I say it.....

lone racer

lone racer

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Due to the overwhelming activity around here, and I have a epic sense Of humor unlike most of you!
Go ahead and say it..... I will humor you, I will try to respond in a manner that defends your claim.
I need some humor in my life and you up tight Ford guys NEVER disappoint.

This is for fun, and I am only defending my theoretical self, so who’s first??
 
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the
Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense.

Deputy says, “License and registration, please.”

Lawyer says, “What for?”

Deputy says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign”

Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”

Deputy says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.”

Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”

Deputy says, “The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”

Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration
and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket.”

Deputy says, “Exit your vehicle, sir.”

At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving snot out of the lawyer and says
“Do you want me to stop or just slow down?”
 
lone racer said:
Due to the overwhelming activity around here, and I have a epic sense Of humor unlike most of you!
Go ahead and say it..... I will humor you, I will try to respond in a manner that defends your claim.
I need some humor in my life and you up tight Ford guys NEVER disappoint.

This is for fun, and I am only defending my theoretical self, so who’s first??
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"Breakdancing" as a 2024 Olympic event. Seriously, it is. Thoughts?

-Geoff
 
Several men are in the locker room of a local health club.

A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops

to listen .......


MAN: "Hello"


WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes."


WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it
OK if I buy it?"


MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership
and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "$90,000."


MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with
all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... I was
just talking to Janie and found out that the
house I wanted last year is back on the
Market. They're asking $980,000 for it."


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an
offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it.
If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand
if it's what you really want."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"


MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the
locker room are staring at him in absolute astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks,

"Anyone know who's phone this is?"
 
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