Dammit, still can't sleep!!!!

seXysiXer said:
sleep?

whats that ???

:punchball
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Sleep is a natural state of bodily rest observed throughout the animal kingdom. It is common to all mammals and birds, and is also seen in many reptiles, amphibians and fish. In humans, other mammals, and a substantial majority of other animals which have been studied — such as fish, birds, ants, and fruit-flies — regular sleep is essential for survival. A widely publicized 2003 study performed at the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine demonstrated that cognitive performance declines with fewer than eight hours of sleep.[1] However, the purposes of sleep are only partly clear and are the subject of intense research.[2
 
I shit my pants today.

Seriously.

Felt like a fart, didn't feel shit coming on. Then I noticed it was extra juicy. TOO JUICY. That's when I realized I sharted. Limped to the bathroom.....it was devastating.
 
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