foxbodydave
Club Member
what are some ugly, creepy, crawlers you have found?
camel spider
camel spider


stupid cousinwell back in high school this bitch gave my crabs once! (dirty whore) lol hahahahahaha j/k
stupid cousin
haha bubba J
just today, I was sitting in my condo and kept hearing chirping. I thought it was a bird outside my front door making a nest above it or something. when I went outside I heard it was coming from the storm drain (just a 10x10 grate in my grass) so I thought, "oh no, there is a bird stuck in there. I have to get it out". I was looking through the great trying to see where it was exactly. I was about to go get a screwdriver to open the grate, with my face still close to the grate a HUGE RAT was in there!!!!!
I freaked the F-out!
I ran inside like a little girl. haha
just today, I was sitting in my condo and kept hearing chirping. I thought it was a bird outside my front door making a nest above it or something. when I went outside I heard it was coming from the storm drain (just a 10x10 grate in my grass) so I thought, "oh no, there is a bird stuck in there. I have to get it out". I was looking through the great trying to see where it was exactly. I was about to go get a screwdriver to open the grate, with my face still close to the grate a HUGE RAT was in there!!!!!
I freaked the F-out!
I ran inside like a little girl. haha
That would be a Lucanus capreolus...or also known as a Stag Beetle (male because of the size of his bitchin' mandibles). The beetle eats sap. Those bad ass jaws are used to fight other males so they can woo the ladies for some late night shell on shell action. They are nocturnal, so the late night action is fitting. Dont get your ballsack caught anywhere near those jaws though. That would leave a mark.
of course, it was like when you trip on the sidewalk. everyone looks back at the crack with a "wft" look... hahahLMFAO. WERE YOU LOOKIN AROUND LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED TOO:roll:
You kill the bats?