Cool/Interesting/Oddball finds on CL

https://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/cto/5670406209.html
2003 Windstar "I Should have kept it in my pants edition" - $2500 (Southgate)

2003 Ford Windstar

Apparently someone keeps flagging my ad- more fuel for this baby as it runs on the tears of offended people

I see you've stumbled across my for sale ad.
What I have for sale is this 2003 Ford Windstar

Judging by the fact you're looking at a mini van I'm assuming you're not the cool cat you once were. Like that Toby Keith song!?

This baby holds 7 so as long as you can keep your dick in your pants somewhat often "hopefully you're married" you won't ever exceed the capacity this baby holds!

Why a 2003 van you say? Well those tit sucking children of yours have long since wiped out that race car fund so you're left looking at green mini vans wondering how far this baby would dukes of hazard out into a lake.
Well this beast only has 135,000 miles on her but it's Bruce Jenner was rebuilt back in 2008

Did I mention the a/c works? Gotta keep that nagging wife cool while she transports you're failed pull out attempts around right?

Another not worthy fact there's been quite a but of new parts replaced recently she's gonna keep running like forest fucking gump across America.

If you like making poor decisions and knocking random broads up this van is for you!

If you're tired of pushing your baby in a stroller down fort street because you bought a cheap pile of shit this van is for you!

If you're one of those people who has a stick figure family perfect there's a big fucking window you can fill up

If you're an evil parent who doesn't want your kid to lose his virginity ever buy this van

If you're a single guy and wanna make a family buy this van


I've made better life decisions and I upgraded to a Suv and no longer need this beautiful van so someone come get this cock blocker/clam jammer out of my driveway


$2500 or make me an offer


Yes this ad is serious, nobody responded to the here's a nice van for a good price ad I had up so we spiced it up a little.
 
Not the only one left... There is a ratty looking one that drives around the Westland area and saw another at a car show Monday. I agree though, it's not good looking at all.
 
What do you think it's worth? As cool as it is, I'd be surprised if he got more than about $15K for it.


Well, what is a GTO worth? Now what is a baby / JR GTO worth?

I'd bet the owner would be insulted by your guesstimate, but then
again, you'd be about right.
 
Well, what is a GTO worth? Now what is a baby / JR GTO worth?

I'd bet the owner would be insulted by your guesstimate, but then
again, you'd be about right.
Just think of how much money he "invested" in it.

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It has to be pretty quick if it hooks... My Turbo 2008 SS had only a Livernois tune and ran low 13's consistently, even leaving easy so it didn't blow the tires off and wheel hop.
 
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