Bidet $75.. Probably the strangest thing sold here

[Wizeguy]

Bidet FREE.. Probably the strangest thing sold here

Just remodeled my house I bought and got no use for this thing.. g/f said "get that fucking thing out of here!" :lol:
In case you don't know what a Bidet is....

Bidets are primarily used to wash and clean the genitalia, perineum, inner buttocks, and anus. They may also be used to clean any other part of the body; they are very convenient for cleaning the feet, for example. Despite appearing similar to a toilet, it would be more accurate to compare it to the washbasin or bathtub. Bidets once served as a practical way for couples to prepare themselves before sex, as well as to rinse themselves afterward.

 

[Det_Riot]

lmao hilarious that this was in the house you bought

 

[BigWheelinBubba]

Did you take it for a test ride before giving it the axe? :lol:

 

[Wizeguy]

Did you take it for a test ride before giving it the axe? :lol:

Hell no! I remodeled the bathroom just to get this thing out of there

 

[MxRacerCam]

there's nothing quite like a freshly douched scrotum! it's breathtaking, i assure you! :lol:

 

[Wizeguy]

there's nothing quite like a freshly douched scrotum! it's breathtaking, i assure you! :lol:

I'll take your word for it! :lol:

 

[moneypit]

is that cake?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCao3h72dEE

 

[mdhmi]

That's what super fat people who can't reach their ass use. :lol:

 

[THOR84GT]

Look at it this way it would save you a ton on toilet paper :roll:

 

[Det_Riot]

this would be hilarious in my fraternity house.....i just dont know where it would be appropriate

 

[WhiteHawk]

So do you dry your ass with a towel afterwards or just pull up your pants on a wet bottom? I have never figured that part out.

-Geoff

 

[DRAG-ULA]

So do you dry your ass with a towel afterwards or just pull up your pants on a wet bottom? I have never figured that part out.

-Geoff

I guess one could use a towel....... As long as there's fireplace in the bathroom to burn it in afterwards

 

[$uperstang]

Every Italian I know has one in their house! You need to keep it :lol:

 

[twotwoturbo]

sweettt

 

[03TRMN8R]

Every Italian I know has one in their house! You need to keep it :lol:

Not this Italian.

 

[Wizeguy]

this would be hilarious in my fraternity house.....i just dont know where it would be appropriate

Every Italian I know has one in their house! You need to keep it :lol:

Not this Italian.

100% Italian over here and (thank God) we never had one but in Italy, every house had a bidet... As a little kid there, my mom said it was used to wash your feet :lol:

is that cake?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCao3h72dEE

"50 million gay men can't be wrong" :lol:

 

[nuttsgt]

Turn it into a shop sink.

 

[Tin]

Damn Sal, shouldve left it hooked up with the hot water detached and let some people take it for a test drive :lol:

 

[Wizeguy]

Damn Sal, shouldve left it hooked up with the hot water detached and let some people take it for a test drive :lol:

:lol:
It had to go.. I didn't want to have people over and at the end of the night clean there dingle berry's out of the bidet!
Couldn't the Credit Union use one in there bathroom :dunno:
Come on people.. Someones ass needs a good douching.. I promise to keep you name private :lol:

 

[kovacs32]

just think, on them baumy hot days when you got swamp ass from hell, you could take a seat on that thing and geta blast of cool fresh water to feel clean again...