Bar Joke lmaooooo

[Buuhbye guy]

I was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.

After a few minutes, I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fock you ask me dat? Is eet coz I Chineez"?

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my fucking beer, you slanty-eyed little cocksucker!"

 

[Billydroveit]

I was standing in a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.

After a few minutes, I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why the fock you ask me dat? Is eet coz I Chineez"?

"No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my fucking beer, you slanty-eyed little cocksucker!"

lawlz

 

[Ozz]

hahahaha

 

[RBOD]

Ahh racism. Always funny.

 

[Lisa]

Omg, lol!!

 

[Billydroveit]

Ahh racism. Always funny.

 

[OldbutNew]

Walt Kowalski is about a cross between my dad and my wife's uncle. Both "Greatest Generation" guys.
Some "slope" walks into any bar they frequent, and they won't ask any questions...

 

[capone]

Lmao +1

 

[F-crazy]

"i used to stack fucks like you 5 feet high in korea...use thier bodies as sand bags"

 

[chacho44]

Bwahahahahahahaha, sank u vedy mush

 

[05cesrt]

 

[OldbutNew]

Now THAT's funny right there!!!