Awesome freakin story

notchrocket

notchrocket

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So, my brother works with mentally handicapped people right now while he's going to school and he called me up yesterday with a rediculiously funny story that I just couldn't keep to myself.

There is this guy that he works with that is of course mentally challenged, but still "suitable" to live on his own. His mom always comes to his house every morning to check on him to make sure everything is ok and good to go for the day. Well, yesterday morning when she went to check on him everything seemed fine except for the refridgerator being moved from it's place and put in front of the pantry door. Naturally she wondered why, especially since he had been alone the night before. So she proceeded to move the refridgerator out of the way and open up the pantry door where she found a trapped 30-40 year old male midget :lol: ......here's why.....the mentally challenged guys dads birthday is either today or tomorrow and he collects lawn gnomes. So, when this midget Jehovas Whitness came to this dudes door to tell him about Christ, he was kidknapped and held captive, barrricaded in a pantry overnight to be given as a birthday present to dad within the following couple days. :roll:

The midget guy probably isn't going to press charges because of the man being mentally challenged but I guess he was insanely ticked off. :lmao:
 
I agree, I think Jason Ellis was talking about this yesterday. I call :bs: on your Brother!
 
I know the guy,wasn't he the one who was walking in front of a mentally handicapped school,and thru the slats in the wooden fence he saw about 19 of these dudes jumpin up and down chanting forteen,forteen,forteen and on and on. AS he saw a peephole on the wooden fence he put his eye to the peephole and some dude pokes him rite in the eye.......the 19 of em started jumping up and down chanting fifteen,fifteen,fifteen
 
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