Awesome day ahead..Got robbed last night

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F-crazy

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So this morning I wake up and get a call from my mom...she says "Rob someone broke into the garage last night and took my bike, abbys bike and my set of wheels and tires''..aside from being fucking robbed heres how awesome this will be....MY stock 16's are on the rear..my 18'' C6 ZR1's are on the front...I don't have the money for a new pair or rear tires so I just had the stockers on the rear...these motherfuckers take all four wheels...
call homeowners, policve report all that..go onto tirerack to call them for a copy of my receipt so I can give that to the adjuster..
then I start browsing the site looking for replacements...I find out that my wheels are discontinued in 18''..and the gun metal ZR1's are only available in 17..

so now I cant even get 2 replacements...and who the hell will buy 2 wheels?...

last summer our shed was broken into and they stole our lawnmower, leaf blower, edger, and some tools...little cocksukers throwing rocks at our house, sitting on the undeveloped street and blasting music at midnight...

so when I started open carrying in my fucking front yard the shit all stopped...till last night..
I know for a fact its that little doucheknuckle down the street, but I cant prove it..no witnesses, no cameras...

time to sit out on my front porch with my SAIGA 12
 
time to put up some cameras. there are some inexpensive cameras out there and you can stream them pretty easy. Sorry bout your luck man, hope you find the fucks who did it and curb stomp their ass...
 
get some of that explosive dye like the money packs have. Mix it up with some pepper spray. Find an empty box for something expensive but easy to steal, and let everyone see you put it in your garage. Put a simple easy to break lock on it. rig up the dye packs. Go out of town for a day or so.

Make sure its the kind of dye that wont come off.
 
They will be back for the other rims/tires.. Time to set bear traps... Sorry to hear man. Bikes as in motorcycles??
 
I just got a camera for my house. My GF always wants out blinds closed so people can't see in, but I hate not being able to see what's going on in my driveway.

Now I just have to try and install it or find someone who knows what their doing.
 
If he's going to leave town anyway, he should just put battery acid in the packs. Problem solved.


Zarken said:
get some of that explosive dye like the money packs have. Mix it up with some pepper spray. Find an empty box for something expensive but easy to steal, and let everyone see you put it in your garage. Put a simple easy to break lock on it. rig up the dye packs. Go out of town for a day or so.

Make sure its the kind of dye that wont come off.
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Soooo I just cruise the neighborhood and wtf do I see? my mothers, my daughters and my snowboard that I didn't even know was missing sitting in my rear neighbors front yeard all chained up..
ive know this guy for 20 years and I had to keep myself from thinking he had anyhitng to do with it...in fact turns out it was the opposite.
he for whatever reason came outside at around 1am and noticed their bikes sitting in the back corner of the yard right by the fence. He said he thought it was odd so again for whatever reason him and his wife searched the field across the street from me that has a pond in it.. He thought the worst seeing two girls bikes not really were there supposed to be..
he came back to his house at 2 and noticed that my snowboard was now there sitting with the bikes..RED FLAG...he grabs both the bikes and board over the fence and takes them to his yard and chains them up...AWESOME!!
these fuckers were either in the yard still when he first came out or when he came back...
They yanked out the screen from the window on the side and popped the lock...I can see the marks in the grass where they rolled out my wheels and the bikes to the back of the yard...
Theres nothing left in the garage to take...
and as im walking the bikes back down the sidewalk I see my bag of lugnuts sitting on the grass on the outside of the fence...THEY WERE NOT THERE EARLIER....
I dunno wtf is going on, but those little shits are playing some games they are biting off way more then they're capable of handling...and on top of that they cant even use those wheels without the lugnuts or the security nut adapter...
 
The insurance should cover the 4 tires and wheels (because they are loose) up to $1500 if you are a resident. You just moved in with mom.
 
n8dogg2669 said:
time to put up some cameras. there are some inexpensive cameras out there and you can stream them pretty easy. Sorry bout your luck man, hope you find the fucks who did it and curb stomp their ass...
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pretty sure I know who it is...I as a law abiding citizen however, have to refrain from pre-emptively stomping out a Mississippi mud hole in his ass..
maybe ill remove all of his valve cores tonite and take the cores with me...that will be funny
 
Zarken said:
get some of that explosive dye like the money packs have. Mix it up with some pepper spray. Find an empty box for something expensive but easy to steal, and let everyone see you put it in your garage. Put a simple easy to break lock on it. rig up the dye packs. Go out of town for a day or so.

Make sure its the kind of dye that wont come off.
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links lol...be a fun prank on anyone nonetheless.
and that's why im pretty sure I know who it is...someone that drives by everyday, knows what I got, he must of drove by 10 times the day I was changiny my wheels over to my drag wheels..
 
I live at venoy and hazelwood. :secret: Sucks to hear man, if I were you... I would purposely leave the garage unattended (make is looke like you did it by accident) and just sit in the corner and wait. When they come in, take everything of theirs then go down to their house and take more shit. Oh and make them carry all your stuff back to your house.
 
CamaroKid91Z said:
I live at venoy and hazelwood. :secret: Sucks to hear man, if I were you... I would purposely leave the garage unattended (make is looke like you did it by accident) and just sit in the corner and wait. When they come in, take everything of theirs then go down to their house and take more shit. Oh and make them carry all your stuff back to your house.
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Id like to think they don't have the balls to come back anytime soon, but ive lost almost all hope in humanity, and Im sure they'll be back..

As soon as they touched something id rack my Saiga and flip on the tact light...ask them nicely that I would love to have my property returned to me in an immediate manner and casually express to them that donations in the form of watches, rings, all cash and credit cards, aswell as your drivers license and home keys are required..Id also tell them that they have the same size shoes and pants as I and require those aswell..
Then id march them home in there underware and we'd have a nice conversation with mom and dad. Id walk away with a "youre welcome"....
 
I would get a camera. If its the guy you think it is and he comes back, im sure with a mediocre camera you may be able to confirm your suspicions.
 
F-crazy said:
Id like to think they don't have the balls to come back anytime soon, but ive lost almost all hope in humanity, and Im sure they'll be back..

As soon as they touched something id rack my Saiga and flip on the tact light...ask them nicely that I would love to have my property returned to me in an immediate manner and casually express to them that donations in the form of watches, rings, all cash and credit cards, aswell as your drivers license and home keys are required..Id also tell them that they have the same size shoes and pants as I and require those aswell..
Then id march them home in there underware and we'd have a nice conversation with mom and dad. Id walk away with a "youre welcome"....
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That all sounds like a happy movie ending, but you'd just put yourself on the wrong end of the law. I wonder if even our modern legal system makes it a crime for you to possess regular dye packs. Camera, proof, report to the police. Best thing you can do, though I see the appeal in what you'd like to do.

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