Anyone ever get an Escort

dave89iroc said:
yeah, a saturday would be $500-$1000, depending
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Think about how much you spend on your wife/GF, just to get some tail.

Sometimes a escort is a better deal.
 
RBOD said:
I hope he is. I may be a typical male in most senses, but women deserve respect. would you be pleased if i called your mom a "beer bitch"?
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Man are you guys ever uptight.

You mean to tell me you have never heard of the phrase "beer bitch"?? Basically anyone who goes on a beer run (including a male) can be called everyones beer bitch.

Wow.......lighten up.

This is also ironic that you made the above statement yet your location is "your mom".

--Joe
 
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soap said:
Man are you guys ever uptight.

You mean to tell me you have never heard of the phrase "beer bitch"?? Basically anyone who goes on a beer run (including a male) can be called everyones beer bitch.

Wow.......lighten up.

This is also ironic that you made the above statement yet your location is "your mom".

--Joe
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Lighten up francis he was being a smartass:icon_mrgr Beisdes he used to be a girl so he gets real sensitive when you use the word bitch
 
Is this for you Joe:laugh: ? Just go to a strip club the night before you need her and flash some money. Good luck and post some pics....
Jeff
 
The good ones are usually $300 per hour. You are going to have to find a football fan or a friend of a friend to afford a whole day.

-Geoff
 
uluz2a6 said:
Think about how much you spend on your wife/GF, just to get some tail.

Sometimes a escort is a better deal.
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Yea but that's only until your wife finds out:)
 
just go to a club, find one you like & make her an offer, if she doesn't accept move on. Alot of them don't make alot of $$$ during labor day because alot of other things are going on. One of them might just accept your offer.
 
QUASAR said:
I foresee this one getting interesting-

good luck in your findings!

ibtl!
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Oh Johnny - why the ibtl??? LOL :dontknow:

I like this topic though I would never "rent" anyone as that is just wierd!!!
 
an escort will run you higher than just a stripper, but you do get those extra features. If you're just in the market for arm candy, I recommend going with the base model stripper (spare outfit included)

if you go with the escort, make sure she's not a sting... ;)
 
Ortontucky Terror said:
umm as long as your not poking them, i thought it was legal?
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If you're dropping a dime on 1 night with a broad solely for her "company," then she sure as shit better suck, fuck, and not ask for another fucking penny. Maybe I'm confused here, but why does anyone need to pay for a woman's company? Or even still, a piece of ass? Hell, dinner and a movie is payment enough.

"Buying a hooker...for those too scared to ask a woman to go out on a date."
 
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