<---Currently washing down his amazing homemade chili recipe with his 4th VERY strong Pina Colada. Sure, the drink sounds gay, but with as good as I make them, and with how nice and smooth they go down after how spicy my chili was, you'd totally understand. I was supposed to go and meet my friends at Gator Jakes for my buddy's birthday party, but I don't drink and drive and I didn't remember about the party till about 15 minutes ago.

Oh well, the night is still young...