I am very envious of fighter pilots.
My cousin is one and I give him a ton of shit, then ask him how he can have a straight face while cashing checks from his job.
Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew?
A: A pilot and a dog...the pilot is there to feed the dog, and the dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything.
Q: How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
Q: How do you know if a pilot is at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
Q: How do you know when you are half way through a date with a pilot?
A: Because he says: "Thats enough about flying, let's talk about me"!
Q: What's the purpose of the propeller?
A: To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!
reminds me of those landing videos over in the middle east or something (I forget if it's the middle east or not) where they land just after going over a beach and then a road.
EDIT: London I think now based on my youtube searches.