I'm in the Northeast part, less than a mile from Iowa, less than 5 miles from South Dakota. But I don't think it matters, pretty sure the whole state looks like that right now, I know for certain the Eastern third does.
And on the going nowhere, was planning on coming back to MI today, but the roads East of Des Moines are completely snow covered and the roads up to that point are all partial to mostly snow covered. Towing is also prohibited. So yeah, going no where for sure.