The way today's Ford webcast really went down:

[Hugger Z]

Sh#t! I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted!

 

[Hugger Z]

So Lonestar, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

 

[dirtybird]

YOU IDIOTS! YOU CAUGHT THIER STUNT DOUBLES!

 

[loosenut]

You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how well you handle it.

 

[loosenut]

Prepare ship for light speed.

No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

Light speed, too slow?

Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

 

[loosenut]

Prepare to comb the desert!

Sir, do you think we're being too literal?


No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.

 

[loosenut]

Well, if it isn't Lone Star. And his sidekick, Puke.

That's Barf.

Barf... Puke... *Whatever!*

 

[orangejuiced86]

"Why didnt somebody tell me my ass was this big"

 

[88ls1blazer]

"FUCK! even in the future everything's broke*