ItsAllAboutTheT&A
Club Sponsor-ItsAllAboutTheSnuggie
Listen up everyone! THE AR15 IS SOLD! Too bad none of you pussies had the balls to buy it!
However, still for sale is the audio equipment and of course the big bad American Flag. Lets go over some prices and see what we can do....
Audio Equipment- 250
American Flag- 300
Total is 550 for all of it.............FUCK THAT! LETS BLOW THIS SHIT OUT!!!!!!!!!..........Check this out...Your not gonna want to miss this!!!!
Lets turn the audio/flag package into something I like to call....."The Patriotic Bundle Pack".....and on top of this I'm lowering the price of it from 550, to 400 dollars.......OH YEAH, ONE MORE FUCKING THING.....I'm gonna throw in a FREE MAC Tools 50-250 foot lbs Torque wrench!!! THATS RIGHT BITCHES! Chrome plated, heavy as fuck, bad ass AMERICAN MADE MAC TOOLS TORQUE WRENCH!
AM I CRAZY??!??!!??!??!*&)(&#$&)($*T^&_)(W&@*@%^@%$^$^*&!!!!!!! YOU BET YOUR SWEET AMERICAN ASS I AM!!!!
Can you even believe your reading this, getting a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy this??? I know..I'm sitting here punching myself repeatedly in the face for offing a deal like this!!....However, since I'm such an American badass, it does not phase me one bit when my fist hits me square in the face. What the hell am I doing offering this CRAZY deal you ask?
I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm doing a service to my beloved country. I'm selling the goods to turn YOU into a full fledged American Bad Ass Mother Fucker who Don't take SHIT FROM NOONE!!!!! So, lets think about this...while your sitting in your garage swizzling down Budweiser like a boss, you could be CRANKING out KID ROCK from your new stereo, pissing your bitch ass hippie neighbors off like you run shit, staring at your HUGE American flag all while holding your Brand new Torque wrench! Fuck yea.
WHY would you be just sitting there holding a Torque wrench randomly, you ask?? Well sir...Its far from random. There are a number of manly things you could use your torque wrench for at literally ANY moment. Such examples are...beating the fuck out of that terrorist that stumbles onto your property, Torquing down awesome shit on your Kick ass American Muscle car, or even jacking off like a man in your garage....dick in one hand, Torque wrench in the other...just like a True American Patriot would do...all while in the shadow of the good ol RED WHITE AND BLUE HUUUUGGGE FLAG AND WHILE CRANKING KID ROCK OR TOBY KEITH!!!
Sure the Torque wrench has a bit of surface rust on the head, some grease on the handle, but its a FUCKING REAL TOOL...Not some bitch ass Bob Vila store packaged junk! This thing is the REAL DEAL. Who wants something "Pretty" when they can have ULTIMATE BAD ASS!
Yes my friends...this is a once in a lifetime offer. Again...NO LOW BALLERS...THIS SHIT IS WORTH MORE THEN YOUR LIFE! The ONLY trades I will be taking is ME banging your Wife/girlfriend on 5 separate occasions at my choosing. Any man made materialistic shit simply DOES NOT COMPARE TO THE SHIT I'M SELLING! Its as simple as that!
Below, is a link to yet another Flickr account where I have added the MAC TORQUE WRENCH photos for your viewing. As I see it, I'm doing you all a favor! Your lucky I don't charge you admission to see these photos. Its just as good or better then porn!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/76796251@N04/
However, still for sale is the audio equipment and of course the big bad American Flag. Lets go over some prices and see what we can do....
Audio Equipment- 250
American Flag- 300
Total is 550 for all of it.............FUCK THAT! LETS BLOW THIS SHIT OUT!!!!!!!!!..........Check this out...Your not gonna want to miss this!!!!
Lets turn the audio/flag package into something I like to call....."The Patriotic Bundle Pack".....and on top of this I'm lowering the price of it from 550, to 400 dollars.......OH YEAH, ONE MORE FUCKING THING.....I'm gonna throw in a FREE MAC Tools 50-250 foot lbs Torque wrench!!! THATS RIGHT BITCHES! Chrome plated, heavy as fuck, bad ass AMERICAN MADE MAC TOOLS TORQUE WRENCH!
AM I CRAZY??!??!!??!??!*&)(&#$&)($*T^&_)(W&@*@%^@%$^$^*&!!!!!!! YOU BET YOUR SWEET AMERICAN ASS I AM!!!!
Can you even believe your reading this, getting a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy this??? I know..I'm sitting here punching myself repeatedly in the face for offing a deal like this!!....However, since I'm such an American badass, it does not phase me one bit when my fist hits me square in the face. What the hell am I doing offering this CRAZY deal you ask?
I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm doing a service to my beloved country. I'm selling the goods to turn YOU into a full fledged American Bad Ass Mother Fucker who Don't take SHIT FROM NOONE!!!!! So, lets think about this...while your sitting in your garage swizzling down Budweiser like a boss, you could be CRANKING out KID ROCK from your new stereo, pissing your bitch ass hippie neighbors off like you run shit, staring at your HUGE American flag all while holding your Brand new Torque wrench! Fuck yea.
WHY would you be just sitting there holding a Torque wrench randomly, you ask?? Well sir...Its far from random. There are a number of manly things you could use your torque wrench for at literally ANY moment. Such examples are...beating the fuck out of that terrorist that stumbles onto your property, Torquing down awesome shit on your Kick ass American Muscle car, or even jacking off like a man in your garage....dick in one hand, Torque wrench in the other...just like a True American Patriot would do...all while in the shadow of the good ol RED WHITE AND BLUE HUUUUGGGE FLAG AND WHILE CRANKING KID ROCK OR TOBY KEITH!!!
Sure the Torque wrench has a bit of surface rust on the head, some grease on the handle, but its a FUCKING REAL TOOL...Not some bitch ass Bob Vila store packaged junk! This thing is the REAL DEAL. Who wants something "Pretty" when they can have ULTIMATE BAD ASS!
Yes my friends...this is a once in a lifetime offer. Again...NO LOW BALLERS...THIS SHIT IS WORTH MORE THEN YOUR LIFE! The ONLY trades I will be taking is ME banging your Wife/girlfriend on 5 separate occasions at my choosing. Any man made materialistic shit simply DOES NOT COMPARE TO THE SHIT I'M SELLING! Its as simple as that!
Below, is a link to yet another Flickr account where I have added the MAC TORQUE WRENCH photos for your viewing. As I see it, I'm doing you all a favor! Your lucky I don't charge you admission to see these photos. Its just as good or better then porn!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/76796251@N04/
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