Stalker
I removed my teeth on purpose....if you catch my d
In my mind it was a good idea. It was fucking stupid, I know that, but DAMN! Fire ants hurt like a bitch. I found a massive hill (literally formed overnight and through today) in my yard, so I stepped on it. They didn't look like fire ants, but they sure the hell were. I was wearing cargo pants and shoes/socks. They got in my socks, and up my pant leg. Fucking hurts! Next time it's just a can of gas and a match. Between the snakes, ants and the black widows I'm positive I'm going to die of some damn creature down here.