JACKO
Club Member
Daddy Long Legs
> > > A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
> > smiled >as
> > > he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought
> > > about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
> > > Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
> > >her
> > > to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she
> > was
> > > looking at two spiders mating.
> > > "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> > > "They're mating," her father replied.
> > > "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
> > > "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
> > > "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
> > > As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
> > question,
> > > he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
> > > The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
> > then
> > > took her
> > > foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of
> > > that
> > > Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden."
> > > A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He
> > smiled >as
> > > he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought
> > > about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
> > > Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
> > >her
> > > to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she
> > was
> > > looking at two spiders mating.
> > > "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> > > "They're mating," her father replied.
> > > "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
> > > "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
> > > "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
> > > As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent
> > question,
> > > he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
> > > The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
> > then
> > > took her
> > > foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of
> > > that
> > > Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden."