We're both stout conservatives with moral standards that we like to grandstand about. If we were open about it would cause a serious flaw in our extreme right-wing arguments. Hence he's married with a kid, and I pretend to be looking for a suitable conservative female to marry. We repress our gay tendencies to the best of our ability and only show our passion behind closed doors. It works out really, really well. I know I can trust you to keep this a secret.
Fuck did I post this and not send it as a PM?