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i was going to say that it has a 200mph speedo. who the hell knows though, its a damn audi. lol.
 
could be the new VW trans. Ridings was telling me their new trans is a fully auto manual box. it's a manual trans with all the linkage ran on servos/electronically shifted. could be something along those lines?
 
Paddle shift with a manual gear box?

No no no. It's a paddle shifter with a "JOY" stick. That audi was built with the female traveler in mind.

The paddle shifters, so she doesn't have to move her shoulder to shift because her phone will fall. And the stick was put back in because they figured during her lunch break, she might need a quickie. And what better way to disguise the tool of the trade!
 
isnt that the DSG trans? If so I think it has 2 clutches.

Edit, I think its a clutch mounted to the back of a tourque converter. I'll find some stuff.
 
No no no. It's a paddle shifter with a "JOY" stick. That audi was built with the female traveler in mind.

The paddle shifters, so she doesn't have to move her shoulder to shift because her phone will fall. And the stick was put back in because they figured during her lunch break, she might need a quickie. And what better way to disguise the tool of the trade!



So it's a 12 volt joystick, powered by one big car battery? Niiiccceeeeee.
 
So it's a 12 volt joystick, powered by one big car battery? Niiiccceeeeee.

It has the fastest Vibration setting you have ever seen. Hit the gas and instant pleasure for her. Just hope she doesn't slip and have an "Oops, Wrong hole issue".
 
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Well considering that the gallardo has both a manual & dual clutch F1 gearbox. I would assume that this is an R8 manual with a dual clutch steering wheel.

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Gotta be an S5 clone. So it's more than likely an A5 with an S5 wheel(though there should be an S-line or S5 emblem on the bottom of the wheel on the middle spoke). Problem is with that wheel, there's decent size holes where the flabby paddles go. So it's either skip em and have the holes or finish it off with the paddles.
 
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