rules for wives

[Foolsgold80z]

Anybody got a copy of that 50's wive's rule thing that someone posted a
while back? I need a copy for the 'ol lady, been gettin' uppity again!:icon_mrgr

 

[2low4u]

 

[Foolsgold80z]

Now that's service! Thanks. This thing cracks me up!:laugh:

 

[82hatch]

Awesome! :lol: :badass:

 

[Foolsgold80z]

Just read it to the wife.ow:

 

[dirtybird]

the truth is spoketh :roll:

 

[1BADAIR]

[SIZE=-1]40-ish......................49.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Adventurous.............Slept with everyone.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Athletic....................No breasts.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Average looking.........Moooo.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Beautiful....................Pathological liar.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Emotionally Secure.....On medication.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Feminist.....................Fat.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Free spirit...................Junkie.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Friendship first.............Former slut.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]New-Age.....................Body hair in the wrong places.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Old-fashioned...............No BJs.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Open-minded................Desperate.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Outgoing.......................Loud and Embarrassing.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Professional...................Bitch.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Voluptuous.....................Very Fat.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Large frame....................Hugely Fat.

[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Wants Soul mate............Stalker.
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