Real or fake?

Real everything on the internet is real, but seriousally I watch those shows and theres been 2-3 documented cases of snakes eating people, usually the slow dumb ones so all of us here are safe. My opinion if you cant outrun a snake you deserve to get eaten
 
I think it's real. Fucking living where snakes can eat you. Just think you are fishing on the river bank and an Anaconda grab ahold of you. Bye Bye.
 
91trunk said:
I think it's real. Fucking living where snakes can eat you. Just think you are fishing on the river bank and an Anaconda grab ahold of you. Bye Bye.
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91trunk said:
I think it's real. Fucking living where snakes can eat you. Just think you are fishing on the river bank and an Anaconda grab ahold of you. Bye Bye.
i say real, them bastards are strong,they'll squeeze the life out of you in 30 seconds!
 
Fuck that. I'd break out my knife and cut my way out.



Or not. I'd be running like a son of a bitch.
 
I'd just piss myself (unintentionally?). Then the snake would leave me alone.

And I'd never be able to look anyone in the eye again. But I'd be alive:icon_mrgr

Didn't you guys see Jackass 2? They got into it with much smaller snakes and you could tell how amazingly strong those things are.
 
Snakes are baddddd bitches! Im sure that guy was at the wrong place at the wrong time though..Once one of those things gets ahold of you, your done as dinner!
 
My mom's, husband's, brother.. He's got a big ass python that the Virginia Zoo keeps trying to get him to donate. He moved up to michigan last year and has an entire bedroom for this snake.. I think it eats like once every 6 months and is a freaking MONSTER. It's easily this big if not bigger.

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CMYZ28 said:
My mom's, husband's, brother.. He's got a big ass python that the Virginia Zoo keeps trying to get him to donate. He moved up to michigan last year and has an entire bedroom for this snake.. I think it eats like once every 6 months and is a freaking MONSTER. It's easily this big if not bigger.

Well my cousin's,buddy's,roomate's,sister knew a guy that was best friends with:

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sorry i'd say my uncle, but my mom and her husband got married about 3 years ago, and he's not my step dad, nor is his brother my "uncle" so to speak.
 
CMYZ28 said:
My mom's, husband's, brother.. He's got a big ass python that the Virginia Zoo keeps trying to get him to donate. He moved up to michigan last year and has an entire bedroom for this snake.. I think it eats like once every 6 months and is a freaking MONSTER. It's easily this big if not bigger.

Big_Burmese.jpg

i dont believe one of those could be friendly..i hate snakes
 
Gold Rush said:
i dont believe one of those could be friendly..i hate snakes

I kill every snake I see.. I think when they get big like that, they are less intimidating to me.. I've had the small ones strike at me a million times when i'm out hunting etc.
 
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