pretty weird things happening in my house

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p0tluck94

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Lol well let me start out by saying i have NOTHING AGAINST big women they just not my thang u know what i mean well my sister moved in with me and her friend always stays the night she is a bigger woman and she is ok to hang with IF she would stop coming in my room and cuddling with me while im sleeping there have been 3 different times i have awoken to this girl in my bed under the covers with me looking at me watching me sleep its a scary thing to wake up to that so i finally broke down and told her that im not interested in her that way last night and shes like but u let me sleep with u im like ugh was i sleeping cause i dont remember that she is like well u didnt kick me out of the bed im like well maybe just maybe it was cause i was sleeping any advice to getting the big girl to stop trying to cuddle with my skinny ass.. lol
 
p0tluck94 said:
Lol well let me start out by saying i have NOTHING AGAINST big women they just not my thang u know what i mean well my sister moved in with me and her friend always stays the night she is a bigger woman and she is ok to hang with IF she would stop coming in my room and cuddling with me while im sleeping there have been 3 different times i have awoken to this girl in my bed under the covers with me looking at me watching me sleep its a scary thing to wake up to that so i finally broke down and told her that im not interested in her that way last night and shes like but u let me sleep with u im like ugh was i sleeping cause i dont remember that she is like well u didnt kick me out of the bed im like well maybe just maybe it was cause i was sleeping any advice to getting the big girl to stop trying to cuddle with my skinny ass.. lol
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AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I;m sorry man I have no constructive advise for you, but that is too funny
 
LOL!!

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Ohhh thats too funny!
 
From time to time

I am the expert on going hogging

How big is this chick??

Ill charge a small fee to get this bitch off your nuts
 
lmao, you know you want some of that "big girl", remember its just like riding a moped......its cool until one of your friends catch's you doin it
 
lmmfao too funny guys lmfao anyone got lots and lots of beer to mix with my anxiety meds then maybe id hit it lol but then she might stalk me or think im a twinkie and we all know what dem big girls like about the twinkies i wont go no further lmfao lol id post a pic of her but u might know her LMMFAO
 
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p0tluck94 said:
Lol well let me start out by saying i have NOTHING AGAINST big women they just not my thang u know what i mean well my sister moved in with me and her friend always stays the night she is a bigger woman and she is ok to hang with IF she would stop coming in my room and cuddling with me while im sleeping there have been 3 different times i have awoken to this girl in my bed under the covers with me looking at me watching me sleep its a scary thing to wake up to that so i finally broke down and told her that im not interested in her that way last night and shes like but u let me sleep with u im like ugh was i sleeping cause i dont remember that she is like well u didnt kick me out of the bed im like well maybe just maybe it was cause i was sleeping any advice to getting the big girl to stop trying to cuddle with my skinny ass.. lol
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Two options, lock the door or 'suit up' :haha:
 
Sometime if your with her out in public just embarrass the piss out of her :D

I'm sure she cannot run after you and run you down


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FAT GIRLS THEY DONT GET AS MUCH SO THEY ARE WILLING TO DO MORE, plus winters comming fat girls are great for winter comfort ask trunk
 
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Here you go

follow my footsteps young grasshopper
 
You know why fat chicks give good head?














They have to :lol:



I would freak out. OMG why do fat chicks like skinny guys? I hate being skinny for that one reason.
 
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