the second one is back up, here's a copy of the description because they will probably remove it again:
"Had to re-list the item because of the bad words. The eBay police sirens went off and the pigs "representative" asked for a formal apology so here it is.
I’m sorry I ever met you. You are the biggest CT I have ever met. You and your FNG attorney can kiss my A. Are you now stalking me you crazy B? Everything you listed in the letter is located in the storage facility. The combination is 42, 47, 53 which is exactly what your body measurements are. You can keep all the SH you ever bought me because any reminders that I have of you gives me a case of chronic diarrhea. And here’s a few things you should also know: Lisa came on to me at least a dozen times after you passed out from stuffing your fat face with food. Your Moms breath smells like A- does she spread her bagels with SH every morning? Yes, I always thought your sister was hot and last Christmas, she slipped a little tongue in when we kissed. And all those times you asked me if you could urinate on me as a sxual fantasy? Are you FNG kidding me? I’d rather let a stray Doberman SH in my mouth. The site of you squatting over me would put my DK in a 10 year cocoon. You’re also the only female I know with 6 inch hair follicles around your npples. The only reason why I succked on them was to floss my teeth. Remember all those times when you asked me if you looked fat in that dress? The answer was F yes. Yes your nose is big; you look like toucan sam with a beer belly and saggy T. Do I think your arms are too hairy? Frankly I never really noticed- afterall your family is from Greece. You’re not lactose intolerant- 2 scoops is usually the limit. Most people would SH 6 gallons of Quaker State oil if they ever ate the amount of ice cream you do. Did you also know that every night after I kissed you I gargled with Butane to kill the germs in my mouth? And as far as your fat friend Sydney is concerned, she can throw as many bricks through my car window as she wants. I think you forgot that the lease is under your name you FNG idiot. Apology accepted?
PS: This Sidekick ID is brand new in the box. Comes with all new, original accessories. Box only opened to check for contents. Someone please buy this thing so I can be rid of the Fat B forever. Shipping is $17 to lower 48."
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