Once upon a time......

Turbodan

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"Once upon a time a Prince asked a beautiful Princess to marry him. She said 'NO!'"

and the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big tittied broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey and beer and jager and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and ass fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fucking cool as hell and had tons of money in the banks and left the toilet seat up.

The end.
 
And the princess who said NO went on pump out 3 kids in 4 years to 2 different daddies, gain a solid 40 lbs., and get the name of her middle child tatoo'd on her neck.
NOW it's perfect.
 
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