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Club Member
Dear Friends and Relatives:
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000.00 for a monument of Hillary Clinton's heroic stand under
Bosnian sniper fire.
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered
there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary Clinton in the Washington,
DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the
statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue
of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson &
Barak Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary Clinton could never
tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Democrat of them all.
He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not
know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it
all on someone else's money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after
taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank you,
Hillary Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
P.P.S And another thing... Now let me get this straight. Bill Clinton is
getting $12 Million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for
hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight
years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember
anything.
God Bless America!
We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise
$5,000,000.00 for a monument of Hillary Clinton's heroic stand under
Bosnian sniper fire.
We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered
there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary Clinton in the Washington,
DC Hall Of Fame. We are having a bit of difficulty as to where the
statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue
of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson &
Barak Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary Clinton could never
tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest
Democrat of them all.
He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not
know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it
all on someone else's money.
If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after
taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.
Thank you,
Hillary Clinton Monument Committee
P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
P.P.S And another thing... Now let me get this straight. Bill Clinton is
getting $12 Million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for
hers. That's $20 million for memories from two people, who for eight
years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember
anything.
God Bless America!
