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Hello and welcome to my thread.

In this thread, please ask me questions and/or make comments. I will answer questions ranging from lawn mower repair to binomial equations.

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why do the toes on my left foot tingle? (or fall asleep)

i have no tight shoes or socks on.
and it happens no matter what I'm doing?

It just started last weekend.
 
What is the square root of a fortnight?

Interesting question.

18.33 is my anwser and I don't care if its wrong.

B.lee said:
why do the toes on my left foot tingle?
My best guess would be leprosy.

Krazybones said:
Is a Pigs Ass Pork?
Anything that is pork is poison. So I am guessing a pig ass is no better.

Krazybones said:
Is a Frogs Butt water tight?
Interesting question. I will conduct a test this afternoon and get back to you on that.

Krazybones said:
Is there really a Bigfoot?
Yes and I have pictures. Here is one attacking a young damsel in distress. Ruthless monsters they are.
http://www.motownmuscle.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=17477&stc=1&d=1191869059

TRBOBUICK said:
Why do women have all the money, and sit on all the pussy?
This question is an easy one, yet men are baffled by it because women fuck with your minds so bad. They have all the money because you give it to them.
And they actually don't sit on pussy unless they are doing the splits.

99lsWON said:
whes the next motown muscle vid?
Good question. I am waiting to get footage from the pinks event before I even start on it. Please check your local MM forum in the future for furthur details. Thank you.

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What spring pressures would you recommend for a "low lash" street solid roller cam for a small block ford? Maximum RPM of 7000. What would you do if the cam company told you that you only need about 120 on the seat, but the guy that did the heads told you to run 300?
 
What spring pressures would you recommend for a "low lash" street solid roller cam for a small block ford? Maximum RPM of 7000.
I would recommend you start by selling the small block ford for an LS1. It was built by the hand of God and you wouldn't have to touch anything on it, even springs.
What would you do if the cam company told you that you only need about 120 on the seat, but the guy that did the heads told you to run 300?
Refer to my first response. Thank you.

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If you had to make a 1000yd headshot what caliber and bullet weight would you choose? Which particular weapon? Also what optic?
 
If you had to make a 1000yd headshot what caliber and bullet weight would you choose? Which particular weapon? Also what optic?
When I am dealing out headshots every night from that distance, I like to use a SRS99D-S2 AM Sniper Rifle w/ a 5x or 10x scope.
14.5x 114mm APFSDS rounds. I get a lot of headshots with this and I am sure you would also. Good luck Master Chief.
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My little red Ryder BB gun, copper shot, 20 pumps with Iron sights!

......fail


When I am dealing out headshots every night from that distance, I like to use a SRS99D-S2 AM Sniper Rifle w/ a 5x or 10x scope.
14.5x 114mm APFSDS rounds. I get a lot of headshots with this and I am sure you would also.

.....fail, not enough magnification
 
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Why do fat people ride Harleys?

Harleys provide more room and allow fat people to sit in a comfortable position, rather then the leaning position, where their ass cracks would hang out all the time. Example.
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That is why fat people ride Harleys.

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How do you fix the pull start on a lawnmower?
I pulled mine all the way out, and it will not recoil back in?

Broken starter ropes or failure to retract are both repairs that are fairly easy. However, the spring can be nasty as it is under tension (or should be when reassembled). This can be risky if you are not familiar with the internal construction as you disassemble the unit. The cause of a broken cord is obvious. The cause for a failure to retract could be a broken spring, tangled or frayed rope, or some other mechanical failure. A broken spring will require total disassembly of the starter mechanism - fortunately there really isn't that much involved.

With some designs, it is possible to replace the cord without fully disassembling the starter mechanism - by threading the cord in and tying a not in the end - but after rotating it several turns to put the proper tension on the spring. This is relatively safe but may be frustrating as 3 hands are sometimes needed.

Where safe disassembly is not obvious, I would recommend that you refer to a book on lawn mower or small engine repair from the library or the service manual for the mower, if possible. You may be able to find specific step-by-step instructions which will minimize your risk of injury from an encounter with an uncontrolled spring.

When the rope pulls out and retracts normally - but doesn't do anything else - the most likely cause is a problem with the one-way clutch. This may be part of the spring-rope assembly - usually removable as a unit - or attached to the flywheel. The most common problems are gummed up lubrication or a broken spring or other damaged or worn parts. For common engines:

On Briggs & Stratton starters, the clutch is often part of the flywheel nut assembly. The entire unit can be easily removed and replaced if it fails to engage reliably.

On Tecumseh starters, pawls in the starter assembly engage a serrated cup held in place by the flywheel nut. Check for damaged parts or gummed up lubrication. WARNING: Take extreme care should you need to disassemble the portion of the starter that includes the mainspring - that can be nasty.
 
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