Lunch Rant!

I always wondered how people can fuck up an order so bad, when their ONLY job is to put the correct food in a fucking bag. I sit at the drive through and look at the shit in the bag before I pull away. I've had people open the window asking why I was still sitting there and if I needed anything else. Especially at Taco Bell. You SIT THE FUCK THERE and LOOK at your shit before you leave. Fuck them. You order one taco and a small drink and they give you a fucking burrito and forget the drink.

As for the sub you ordered, Matt, well fuck off. Not because your a bitch and won't eat it, or pick the shit off...no no no...fuck off because Tomatoes and peppers are awesome. I bet you don't like other awesome stuff as well, such as: shooting guns, breaking shit and vaginal sex.

And Nick...Fuck off too. Not because I'm Catholic and absolutely know EXACTLY why I don't eat meat on fridays, but fuck off because you made me realize that I'm out of touch with my religion and have not celebrated Lent in years. And also fuck off for not hanging out at the shop with me when you live a stone throws away. FUCK OFF NICK.







fuck off Obama too.
 
I always wondered how people can fuck up an order so bad, when their ONLY job is to put the correct food in a fucking bag. I sit at the drive through and look at the shit in the bag before I pull away. I've had people open the window asking why I was still sitting there and if I needed anything else. Especially at Taco Bell. You SIT THE FUCK THERE and LOOK at your shit before you leave. Fuck them. You order one taco and a small drink and they give you a fucking burrito and forget the drink.

The Milan Taco Bell sucks fucking dick for this. They get it wrong 50% of the time at best. I ALWAYS check my order now.
 
I always wondered how people can fuck up an order so bad, when their ONLY job is to put the correct food in a fucking bag. I sit at the drive through and look at the shit in the bag before I pull away. I've had people open the window asking why I was still sitting there and if I needed anything else. Especially at Taco Bell. You SIT THE FUCK THERE and LOOK at your shit before you leave. Fuck them. You order one taco and a small drink and they give you a fucking burrito and forget the drink.As for the sub you ordered, Matt, well fuck off. Not because your a bitch and won't eat it, or pick the shit off...no no no...fuck off because Tomatoes and peppers are awesome. I bet you don't like other awesome stuff as well, such as: shooting guns, breaking shit and vaginal sex.And Nick...Fuck off too. Not because I'm Catholic and absolutely know EXACTLY why I don't eat meat on fridays, but fuck off because you made me realize that I'm out of touch with my religion and have not celebrated Lent in years. And also fuck off for not hanging out at the shop with me when you live a stone throws away. FUCK OFF NICK. fuck off Obama too.
Lol dude I drive through there ALL THE TIME and still have no clue where it is. I look left, I look right and no Kyle haha. When are you usually there?
 
Lol dude I drive through there ALL THE TIME and still have no clue where it is. I look left, I look right and no Kyle haha. When are you usually there?

Nights. I'm in between the NSS building and the Hoden building. I either drive a 04 blue crew cab F150, or a 04 Black Z71 Suburban. Usually after 8pm is when I'm there and I always park in front of my door.
 
True story kinda related. years ago.

I went to McD's drive through ordered coffee with cream and sugar. I was told they didn't add it anymore but gave it to me on the side. i asked why, and they said it took too long.
After about a week of this, i was fed up. So the next day, same thing. I get the coffee, cream and sugar, put my car in park, roll up my window and proceed to put my sugar and cream in the coffee, mix it, add a little more, carefully, dispose of the sugar and cream packets. I dragged it out and it literally took about 5 minutes each time. They asked me to pull forward to do that, i ignored them. They knocked on my driver's window, i ignored them. The manager said something, I ignored her. The drive through line behind me was very long by this time and people were pulling out of line because I took so long.

After doing this everyday for 4-5 days in a row, low and behold they started putting the cream and sugar in the my coffee again.

I had to train them that they would lose business (people fed up with me sitting there and leaving) if they didn't provide the service.
 
True story kinda related. years ago.

I went to McD's drive through ordered coffee with cream and sugar. I was told they didn't add it anymore but gave it to me on the side. i asked why, and they said it took too long.
After about a week of this, i was fed up. So the next day, same thing. I get the coffee, cream and sugar, put my car in park, roll up my window and proceed to put my sugar and cream in the coffee, mix it, add a little more, carefully, dispose of the sugar and cream packets. I dragged it out and it literally took about 5 minutes each time. They asked me to pull forward to do that, i ignored them. They knocked on my driver's window, i ignored them. The manager said something, I ignored her. The drive through line behind me was very long by this time and people were pulling out of line because I took so long.

After doing this everyday for 4-5 days in a row, low and behold they started putting the cream and sugar in the my coffee again.

I had to train them that they would lose business (people fed up with me sitting there and leaving) if they didn't provide the service.

Hahahaha! What a great story!! Thats a good one.
 
True story kinda related. years ago.

I went to McD's drive through ordered coffee with cream and sugar. I was told they didn't add it anymore but gave it to me on the side. i asked why, and they said it took too long.
After about a week of this, i was fed up. So the next day, same thing. I get the coffee, cream and sugar, put my car in park, roll up my window and proceed to put my sugar and cream in the coffee, mix it, add a little more, carefully, dispose of the sugar and cream packets. I dragged it out and it literally took about 5 minutes each time. They asked me to pull forward to do that, i ignored them. They knocked on my driver's window, i ignored them. The manager said something, I ignored her. The drive through line behind me was very long by this time and people were pulling out of line because I took so long.

After doing this everyday for 4-5 days in a row, low and behold they started putting the cream and sugar in the my coffee again.

I had to train them that they would lose business (people fed up with me sitting there and leaving) if they didn't provide the service.

i would have gone a different way, i would have told my staff to put all cream and suger and 3 oz of coffee lol
 
i would have gone a different way, i would have told my staff to put all cream and suger and 3 oz of coffee lol

Motherfucker Lunger!
I know you got something better to be doing right now than "Talking to your Staff".

And while you're doing that, download a better spell checker.

Damn!
 
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