Lunch Rant!

Yeah, I'm sure as they handed you the sub, you would have taken it out of the bag, then unwrapped the entire thing and checked it over right on the counter while there were 4-5 people waiting for their pick up order. If you would I'd be the guy standing in line behind you calling you an asshole. What the fuck is the use of calling ahead then?

I could give a fuck if anyone thinks I'm whining. I know most of you fuckers have had the same thing happen and been pissed off. I guess I should have posted on FB book instead.

And I'd be the guy without tomatoes and peppers on my sub...DICK. :lol:

EDIT- What is a facebook book? :lol: You must be having a rough day matt LOL.
 
Yeah, I'm sure as they handed you the sub, you would have taken it out of the bag, then unwrapped the entire thing and checked it over right on the counter while there were 4-5 people waiting for their pick up order. If you would I'd be the guy standing in line behind you calling you an asshole. What the fuck is the use of calling ahead then?

I could give a fuck if anyone thinks I'm whining. I know most of you fuckers have had the same thing happen and been pissed off. I guess I should have posted on FB book instead.

Or have chunkybs call for you instead. Because then you'll get a laugh out of it hearing him go off on them.
 
And I'd be the guy without tomatoes and peppers on my sub...DICK. :lol:

EDIT- What is a facebook book? :lol: You must be having a rough day matt LOL.

I am, did you not read some fucking cunt screwed up my fucking lunch order! I'm fucking starving!!!!!!

:roll:
 
Yeah, I'm sure as they handed you the sub, you would have taken it out of the bag, then unwrapped the entire thing and checked it over right on the counter while there were 4-5 people waiting for their pick up order. If you would I'd be the guy standing in line behind you calling you an asshole.

A pizza or sandwich ttakes two seconds to check. If you had to unwrap or dig to the bottom of the bag, just step out of line for a second.

I taste the pop I get from the drive through before I leave as well! Fuck getting stuck with Diet or Dr. Pepper or some shit like that - or flat pop or pop with the mix all fucked up.

What the fuck is the use of calling ahead then?

Rule 1 of ordering food: Always assume the workers are idiots!
 
On a related note, I'm sitting here eating a delicious sub made exactly the way I ordered it. I'm so full that I'm going to throw half of it away....
 
Wow. Well than I guess if I made you a shit sandwich, you'd probably complain about the bread. :) Unless they were diced, i'd pick them off. not really worth ruining your lunch over some veggies.
 
And all of the catholic sheep will once again not eat meat and have no clue why when you ask them other then " it's lent"

Oh here we go. Yes we're all just blind followers. STFU.

Not only do we not eat meat, many of us also fast. It's a penance through self denial. Scripture has it that Jesus fasted for 40 days while enduring temptation from the devil.

On day 41 he called you a jackass for calling all Catholics sheep. :)
 
And Matt I feel your pain. Places ALWAYS fuck my order up. It's gotten so bad recently that I've been eating at home more now. Which isn't bad for my wallet or my waistline.


A few months ago I went to Wendy's and everything was wrong. Went back in and showed the manager how literally everything was screwed up. I was so pissed I didn't even want it remade or my money back. I just told them to get it right the next time I came!
 
Oh here we go. Yes we're all just blind followers. STFU. Not only do we not eat meat, many of us also fast. It's a penance through self denial. Scripture has it that Jesus fasted for 40 days while enduring temptation from the devil. On day 41 he called you a jackass for calling all Catholics sheep. :)
Glad to see you're not a sheep! Now ask 5 friends the same question and tell me the answer you get, 95% of the time they won't know. Btw rumor has it that you're voting for Obama again because all of your friends are....
 
Glad to see you're not a sheep! Now ask 5 friends the same question and tell me the answer you get, 95% of the time they won't know. Btw rumor has it that you're voting for Obama again because all of your friends are....

Of course I am. If you don't vote for Obama you're a racist!!!

I'm starting a new group though. Kaucasians and Katholics for Konservatism. Hopefully it will catch on.
 
Many people that work in fast food just aren't that smart.

I was driving back from out of state and ordered a pizza at a Papa John's in Kentucky 20 miles ahead of me. I give them my name and number for pickup.

I show up and tell the girl behind the counter that I'm here for pickup for Dave. She says "We don't have anything for a Dave. What's your phone number?"

I say "It's 248-454-3304," (I'm making that up dickholes, so don't try and prank me)

She says "we don't have anything for that number." So I start thinking, fuck, is there another Papa John's in bumblefuck Kentucky within 10 minutes I've somehow missed?

She looks around for a minute and says "I have a pizza for a 454-3304, but that's a 249 area code." I mean really? You couldn't put two and two together on that one? Then she says "And it's for, uh, Jace?" I would think that she was just messing with me, but trust me, she definitely was just slow. She must have thought it was really coincidental to get pizza orders in Kentucky from Michigan and Canada on the same day.
 
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