foncarelli
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A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her
> vaginal lips reduced because they were loose and flapping. Out of
> embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
> surgeon agreed.
>
> Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses
> carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in
> the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!
>
> "The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
> that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through
> this all by yourself.""The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me
> in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some
> time ago."
>
> "And what about the third rose?" she asked.
>
> "Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
> you for his new ears."
> vaginal lips reduced because they were loose and flapping. Out of
> embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the
> surgeon agreed.
>
> Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses
> carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in
> the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!
>
> "The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
> that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through
> this all by yourself.""The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me
> in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some
> time ago."
>
> "And what about the third rose?" she asked.
>
> "Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank
> you for his new ears."
