K-Fed's debut album smashes the charts, coming in at #1,908 on Amazon.com.

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edit: i take that back. reading the reviews actually gave me a good laugh. Some people really know how to write. that there is some funny shit.
 
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"I be sittin' listin' to my homes, K-Fed. Listen, he ain't wack, he be dah bling!"

:lmao: i wish i could rep that guy.
 
Here is my favorite:

This album is the single greatest collection of music in the history of mankind. Someday people will look back on this album and realize how it single-handedly changed the course of music forever. Is anyone really more talented than K-Fed? Look within yourselves people and you will see there is a K-Fed in all of us, waiting to be free.

Assume the lotus position and toss this CD in the stereo and you will project astrally. I promise.

Bless you, K-Fed. Bless you for making this joyous tribute to mankind.
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-Geoff
 
+deV said:
First off, shame on you amazon.

"Kevin Federline (Artist)" <-- this is wrong on mutliple levels.

Much like Kevin "king of the white trash" Federline and Britney "twinkie Blow out" Spears' children, this album should have been aborted. But lucky us, it wasn't. What we have here is the perfect example of why the record industry is hurting. It isn't piracy and it isn't because people are too poor to buy albums, its because this is what they try to sell us. Actors should stay away from a recording studio and the husbands and wives of celebrities should do the same. Music is something artists make, when those with no talent try to do the same it just makes the artform look bad.

Federline needs to stay away from the recording studio and his wife needs to stay away from the twinkies. And they both need to learn how to use some kind of birth control Sadly, their talent with music is about as great as their parental talents.

I should release my own album, but I won't try and pretend to be black like the king of white trash. I need to marry some pop star has-been though in order to do it. Jessica Simpson is pretty close to becoming a has-been, I wonder if she likes italian boys. But I'm keeping her away from the twinkies, nothing is worse than twinkie blowout. I can handle dumb, but not dumb and thick.
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lolol
 
98yellowcobra said:
actually I heard it and he's not to bad really
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You should have never wrote that stupid comment. Any way you slice it, he is a no-talent, white-trash piece of shit. I hope you were kidding.
 
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detroitfire23 said:
You should have never wrote that stupid comment. Any way you slice it, he is a no-talet, white-trash piece of shit. I hope you were kidding.
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lololol of course he is!
 
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this is really funny, i hope K-fed gets to se this:

Customers tagged this product with
First tag: poser loser (The JuRK on Oct 18, 2006)
Last tag: ha ha
talentless (10), garbage (9), hack (9), idiot (9), laughable (9), crap (4), loser (3), poser (3), terrible (3), torture (3), wannabe (3), awful (2), clown (2), moron (2), music to make you long for the sweet rel... (2)
 
Maybe next year on April 1
(You'll get two for a buck)
Buy `em for an All Fool's joke
and watch your pals upchuck


Do you want to laugh? And I mean the kind of deep-down, uncontrollable, belly laugh that leaves your sides so sore that it hurts to go poop later? **THIS** is the album for you.
Money may not buy you happiness, but it can certainly buy you a recording deal. This album is quite possibly the biggest musical joke since Paris Hilton's stab at a recording career. Hopefully this will go down the same route as Paris, and die a nice quick death on the charts.

The nightmare may not be over though, as K-fed now wants to share his philosophy on life with a reported autobiography - now that I would pay to read!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
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