Torxila
Club Member
As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:
PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is?
CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy
PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus !
CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !!
PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse !!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !!
PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down !!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !!
PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de
Holy Mudder a Gad !!!
CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as
can.
So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in
reverse, puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to
pray to the Holy Mother with all his soul.
The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke
everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of
all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to stop but a few meters from the
end of the runway!!!
As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure,
Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be
de shartist fookin runway in de world!"
Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it is?"
PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is?
CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy
PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus !
CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !!
PILOT - Right, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse !!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !!
PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down !!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !!
PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de
Holy Mudder a Gad !!!
CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as
can.
So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in
reverse, puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to
pray to the Holy Mother with all his soul.
The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke
everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of
all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to stop but a few meters from the
end of the runway!!!
As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure,
Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be
de shartist fookin runway in de world!"
Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it is?"
LOL!!!
