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Friend of mine finally did one of those crappy survey's on Myspace. I found the answers funny.
1) Single, Taken, or Crushing?
I haven't had to crush a girl in almost three months. Usually I just drown 'em
2) Are you happy with where you are?
hell no. HELL NO.
3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
not if I push them first
4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
I plead the fif
5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
Yeah, when you spend all night trying to get to the final boss in a playstation game, but cannot beat him. WHIP OUT THE CHEAT CODES
6) Would you take someone back who cheated on you?
Yeah, take 'em back and demand a refund. Where is this store you buy people, anyway? Russia? China?
7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
Lots of people. I ask them what its like, they ask me how I've avoided it so long
8) Do you want children?
No, I like doing all the house chores. Of course I want kids.
9) How many kids?
As much as it takes to clean the house. One should be enough, but two would be faster.
10) Would you consider adoption?
What? Pay money? I might as well hire one maid
11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know?
Depends. If its a guy, he could show his affection by strapping himself to an outbound ICBM. Girls can do whatever, I'm not picky.
12) Do you want someone you cant have?
No, but there's a ton of exotic cars I want I'll probably never be able to afford
13) Do you believe that love at first sight exists?
no
14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
I wish they were federal holidays
15) Do you believe that you can change someone?
into what
16) If you could get married anywhere, money's not an object where?
In the hotel, right outside the honeymoon suite
17) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
we all always have feelings for somebody. Right now I have feelings of animosity towards a couple engineers and this kook bastard staff sergeant in Colorado.
18) Have you ever wished you could have someone but you couldnt?
What, like in question #12?
19) Have you ever broken a heart?
brah, you asked this like fifteen questions ago. You stupid or what? I just added you to the answer in #17.
20) Would you ever fight with somebody over the person you love?
Only midgets
1) Single, Taken, or Crushing?
I haven't had to crush a girl in almost three months. Usually I just drown 'em
2) Are you happy with where you are?
hell no. HELL NO.
3) When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
not if I push them first
4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
I plead the fif
5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
Yeah, when you spend all night trying to get to the final boss in a playstation game, but cannot beat him. WHIP OUT THE CHEAT CODES
6) Would you take someone back who cheated on you?
Yeah, take 'em back and demand a refund. Where is this store you buy people, anyway? Russia? China?
7) Have you talked about marriage with another person?
Lots of people. I ask them what its like, they ask me how I've avoided it so long
8) Do you want children?
No, I like doing all the house chores. Of course I want kids.
9) How many kids?
As much as it takes to clean the house. One should be enough, but two would be faster.
10) Would you consider adoption?
What? Pay money? I might as well hire one maid
11) If somebody liked you right now, what do you think is a cool way to let you know?
Depends. If its a guy, he could show his affection by strapping himself to an outbound ICBM. Girls can do whatever, I'm not picky.
12) Do you want someone you cant have?
No, but there's a ton of exotic cars I want I'll probably never be able to afford
13) Do you believe that love at first sight exists?
no
14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
I wish they were federal holidays
15) Do you believe that you can change someone?
into what
16) If you could get married anywhere, money's not an object where?
In the hotel, right outside the honeymoon suite
17) Do you have feelings for someone right now?
we all always have feelings for somebody. Right now I have feelings of animosity towards a couple engineers and this kook bastard staff sergeant in Colorado.
18) Have you ever wished you could have someone but you couldnt?
What, like in question #12?
19) Have you ever broken a heart?
brah, you asked this like fifteen questions ago. You stupid or what? I just added you to the answer in #17.
20) Would you ever fight with somebody over the person you love?
Only midgets